emocoustic

Emocoustic ee-moh-koo-stik (adj.) - Variety of music consisting of emotionally driven lyrics backed by acoustic instruments, usually a guitar.

Edwin McCain is a fine example of an emocoustic artist, and even bands such as Ill Niño and Open Hand have "emocoustic" songs.

"The strands in your eyes that color them wonderful, Stop me and steal my breath, And emeralds from mountains thrust towards the sky, Never revealing their depth"

- Edwin Mccain

emocoustic by The Captain August 14, 2004

emocologist 

Someone who diagnoses someone to see if they are truly emo, studies emo behavior.

Bob- "Wow, you been acting really sad, and now your wear all black"

Bill- "Life sucks! I wanna die!!!"

Bob- "You need to see a emocologist fast!"

emocologist by igotmadskillz123 April 8, 2009

Emoconomics 

emoconomics, emoconomist, emoconomy.

The study of the socioeconomics surrounding the social phenomenon that is ‘emo.’ Looking for answers and asking questions about casual factors, what it is, what it is about, where do its members fit in this, and also looking to the future for potential effects and consequences on society of this movement.

Yasmin: "I wonder why emos always spoiled and lacking in common sense?"

Rhyason: "That's a question for an emoconomist, Yasmin, it probably has something to do with their statistically rich parents and their low attendance rate in school. You have got to love emoconomics."

Emoconomics by SWWYS October 31, 2010

emocology 

The very serious study of emos and scenesters. The Ministry of Emocology dedicates itself not so much to the preservation of emos, but rather to the protection of the outside world. The Ministry of Emocology recently began serious work on the overpopulation problem of emos in the World of Emo forum at LivingWithStyle.com. Emo hunting licenses have been doled out for a nominal fake internet money fee. Those caught poaching without a license are dealt with seriously.

"Dude, the Ministry of Emocology says that emos are a threat hotter than global warming and more suicidal than al Qaeda!"

emocology by Minister of Emocology January 31, 2008

Emocore 

The older harder version of emo. Emocore was what emo was called in the mid '80s when it was first started. Rites Of Spring was the first emocore band, but not many people knew about them. One of the members of Rites Of Spring joined Fugazi when it first started. Ian Mackaye, who was also the inventor of Straight Edge, wanted to copy ROS's style, but make it more like hardcore so that more people agreed with it. After them came Jawbreaker, who widened emocore's by going more into modern and indie rock. Sunny Day Real Estate, who came out at around the same time as Jawbreaker, did the same.

Emocore bands are: Alexisonfire, Underoath, Saosin, A Static Lullaby, The Bled, Dead Poetic, From Autumn To Ashes, Engine Down, Thursday, Finch, Dismissed, Matchbook Romance, Earth Crisis, Snapcase and Boysetsfire.

Emocore by Freak Face May 4, 2005

emo cow 

Emo cows don't Moo, they just cry.

Farmer: My cows wont stop crying!
Farmer2: That's because their emo cow's life is so sad they just want to die in the slaughterhouse.

emo cow by Emohaters September 5, 2006

Emocone 

D1: A lonely, Emo pinecone that is at least five feet away from any other pinecones.
D2: Also an exclamation used to break awkward slences, ending in a small fit of maniacal laughter (usually by the same person who screamed it)

D1: HEY!!! Look at all those Emocones!
D2: *awkward silence when hanging out with one's friends*

Cool Person: EMOCONE!!!
Friend: What the hell?!
Cool Person: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
*dies from insane laughter while a large amount of blood flows from their mouth*

Emocone by I AM BEHIND YOU September 11, 2006