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emocument 

the process of documenting one's personal experiences for the sole purpose of sharing with friends, usually with photography.

Variations:
Emocumenting, Emocumented, Emocumentary

And in some drunk cases:
"emocuary" - jimguel
"Emocument! Emocument! Emocument!!!"

"Where is karen? she needs to be emocumenting!!"
emocument by Mike Tucker March 24, 2005

emocoustic

Emocoustic ee-moh-koo-stik (adj.) - Variety of music consisting of emotionally driven lyrics backed by acoustic instruments, usually a guitar.

Edwin McCain is a fine example of an emocoustic artist, and even bands such as Ill NiƱo and Open Hand have "emocoustic" songs.
"The strands in your eyes that color them wonderful, Stop me and steal my breath, And emeralds from mountains thrust towards the sky, Never revealing their depth"

- Edwin Mccain
emocoustic by The Captain August 14, 2004

emonomics 

1. how changes in suffering increase demand for self hate.

2. a system of commerce based on unrequited affection.
Guy 1: Man, I'm so lonely and nobody likes me.
Guy 2: Dude, are you majoring in emonomics?
emonomics by adam_smith_ February 28, 2009

emoromantic 

Emoromantic: When two white class suburbia goth fucks fall into a seemingly amazing relationship only to determine that their problems of insecurity create a huge fagdance which indefinitely results in one of two scenarios: group suicide by slitting the wrists the wrong way(across the road and not down the tracks) or a #1 song on TRL done by a band who looks like the backstreet boys but with more eyeliner and faggier looking tattoos.
Hitler and Eva Brauns emoromantic behavior was the downfall of the third reich and the rise of David Hasslehoff's historic rock stardom.
emoromantic by David Wilcox May 27, 2006

Emocrombie

A state of pure confusuison. Emocrombie kids will usually have friends in the "Preppy" and "Emo" crowd. They're socail status usually changes with their mood and they usually listen to a lot of music such a Mayday Parade, Jimmy Eat World and Armor For Sleep. The Emocrombie kids usually are in a weird point in their life's not knowing who they are yet

Emocrombie kids could also be trulley sad inside, but they are too afraid to show it so they constantly wear clothes such as Abercrombie and Hollister to avoid questions because they are too sick of answering them. The "crombie" part could be just a cover up for the "emo" part.

Emocrombie kids are often called posers when they finally tell somebody their feelings. They are called posers because everybody around them either thinks they are extermley happy, or the other people are busy being too sad for themselves. EMOCROMBIE KIDS ARE USUALLY NOT POSERS!!!

***Emocrombie's are often called posers so don't make them crawl back into their shells if they tell you they are feeling sad. DONT CALL THEM POSERS! Emocrombie is just a confused point in life***
Sue wears a bright-pink shirt to school, but she feels very sad inside, she feels "EMOCROMBIE"

Jill wears mainly Abercrombie and Hollister, but colored her hair differently and expressed herself, but was then called a poser for an emo kid. Jill gets even sadder.

Jack usually wears Hollister but decides to express himself so he tells Bob he's feeling sad, but Bob laughs. Bob decides that Jack is just jokeing and walks away while Jack is left to pull up his hoodie and feel very confused.
Emocrombie by Jillianna April 14, 2008

emocologist 

Someone who diagnoses someone to see if they are truly emo, studies emo behavior.
Bob- "Wow, you been acting really sad, and now your wear all black"

Bill- "Life sucks! I wanna die!!!"

Bob- "You need to see a emocologist fast!"