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The Apple MacBook. Called the EmoBook because the edge of the keyboard is poorly designed and is sharp, which cuts up your wrists.
"I thought Bernie went to a Cure concert, his wrists were so cut up... but he was just on his EmoBook."
EmoBook by Path June 1, 2006
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EmoBobbleHat 

The best mutual in tiktok u can have, is 100% valid
someone: have u seen emobobblehat new video?!
someone 2: yess!! I love it
EmoBobbleHat by lalinroos April 7, 2022

emobooking 

a status update on facebook that is irrelevant to anyone who reads it and annoys everyone. These statuses are frequently a cry for attention and contain many grammatical errors and misspellings.
Rachel: bed time.... gotta be up at 6:30.

Rachel: isn't feeling good... still... bedtime, get to sleep in tomorrow.

Rachel: thinks she has a staulker.

Wow, Rachel is really emobooking today.
emobooking by hatin friend February 7, 2010
An emotional hobo.
An adult who is always attempting to get sympathy for all his / her problems that they bring upon themselves.
Here comes Luther, that EMOBO is constantly crying about how his baby mama is cheating on him, let's get out of here.
emobo by Joseph Livingston March 9, 2008
A bro (or sis) that wears expensive outdoor clothing such as Patagonia, enjoys hammocking in large groups, and maintains a perfectly manicured Instagram with pictures of all their "adventures".
Those ecobros are hammocking all over campus.
ecobro by canadianshaman November 21, 2016

Embroid Rage

Noun - term used to describe the ailment of a man, usually of the douchy variety, that is wearing an excessive amount of embroidery designs on his shirt/jeans.
Did you see all of the crazyness that was on that guy's shirt at the nickelback concert?

Yeah, he was really suffering from embroid rage.
Embroid Rage by bucknroses July 8, 2010