Pronoun, Eme-Oh-Band:The plural tense of Emo
; effectively identical to the word "Emos." The emos that are not entirely shunned by every other natural life form on God's Green Earth will automatically congregate into these gatherings. It is a natural instinct, and thus far not one emo that is capable of basic human interaction has been proven to exist outside of a band. Scientists have determined that even in the case of the elimination of one or more sensory organs, an emo is still fully capable of seeking out and finding a band. After much debate and the deft amputation of perhaps more emo eyes and fingers than is truly necessary, science has begun to unravel why. The currently accepted explanation to this odd natural phenomena is that the minds of emos think and work as a collective, much in the same way as bees or ants. The social structure of an emo band is staggeringly close to that of a beehive or anthill, which not only contributes to the hivemind theory, but also to the widely held belief that emos are not mammals at all, but instead very large, color-challenged insects. This would explain why it is socially acceptable to abuse emos, as insects are excempt from the majority animal cruelty laws.
A few crucial differences *must* be ascertained between the emo band and the hives of other insects, though, to fully understand the concept:
WORK HABITS OF THE EMO BAND: Ants and Bees work constantly, only s...
A band that expresses their feelings through lyrics.
Fall Out Boy
Taking Back Sunday
Escape the Fate
My Chemical Romance
A band, commonly made by a record company, that plays a combination between pop and rock'n'roll. Most of these emo bands don't play their instruments. They hire musicians to play on their CD for them. They don't write their own music and are the most popular form of music today. Their music lacks guitar solos, intricate riffs, drum fills and solos, and complex bass lines, showing no signs of talent whatsoever.
"Waaah waaah my girlfriend broke my heart!" Says the shitty emo band singer of Fall Out Boy.
Bunch of flower-picking, poetry-loving, teary-eyed mama's boys who can't play their instruments.
1.Example? ever see that music video nikki Fm by hawthorne heights? in the video after the line"im outside of your window with my radio" the dumass holds his radio up in the air outside sum girl's house
dont tell me they're not an emo band either...they suck, they bitch in all their songs and they wear girls pants.
A bunch of gay sissy boys singing about how there mommy doesnt love them and how they cut their wrist because their girlfriend has a penis.
This kid i knew at school was in an emo band; he cut his wrist and bled to death after writing a song about his gay incest relationship with his dad.
Fall out boy
My Chemical Romance
Funeral for a friend
or any band that's been on MTV.
Emotional Hardcore is a part of the DIY (Do It Yourself) Punk, and the bands 'must' do the recording 'all by themselfs'. Even if they hadn't signed up with a big record company, they are not in the right genre anyway!
Raised by another
Die, emperor! Die!
Mall emokid meets emokid.
MEmo: Hi, heard the new FOB song?
Emo: fuck, stop listen to that shit, find some real emo.
MEmo: Kid, don't say you're listening to Simple Plan. Jesus..
Emo: dude, have you even heard of some emo bands?
MEmo: you bet i have. i listen to mtv all day long, and most thing they are playing is emo.
Emo: hahaha. get a life.
Emo is a term used for rock acts centralized around Washington DC in the 80's who tended to get very 'emotional' with their performance on stage.
Now it has just been a lame catch all term for bands who are NOT emo.