Preps that think they "tawtally rawk HARDD" because they listen to shit mainstream bands like The All-American Rejects, Panic! At The Disco, and Fall Out Boy. They draw broken hearts on their cheeks and wear popped polos. They're often mistaken for teeny bopper
s. They constantly complain about how hard life is because their rich mommies and daddies won't buy them the 60 inch plasma they've been begging for, and at the same time they brag about how spoiled they are and how they only wear 'designer clothes' that cost no less than $120. They also talk about how they don't think about the bad stuff and just live their life to the fullest and how it's nothing but "FUN! FUN! FUN!" for them. ;;THEY ALWAiiZ TiiPE LiiK3 THiiS <33;; they can’t spell definitely so they abbreviate it by writing “deff.”…Which is also wrong. *Rolls eyes* They giggle like whores trying to pick up 'emo' guys at the mall. They are terrified of the people in Hot Topic but they say they aren't, and most of them hate Green Day and My Chemical Romance (though they are mainstream). They desperately try to search for underground bands because they don't want to be called posers, but when they are asked what bands they are into they immediately respond "A.A.R., duh! Tyson is so0o LOVE<3" ..."Emo Prep" is the name they've given themselves because they like the 'emo' style but still want to be "cool" "popular" and "liked" by their friends. They usually can't spell and they use quotes in their MySpace from other emo kids, though they don't understand them. They also post pictures of themselves wearing skimpy black shirts that say "Rock On" and ripped jeans with the caption saying something like "EM0 PiiC L0LZ!!!" They also try and be 'random' by typing "ii HARTS MONKiiS LOL AWWWZ<3<3<3!!!" in the middle of something completely irrelevant. So in other words, dikes and whores that want to be 'emo' but don't want to be made fun of because they are too scared of what people think.
'Emo Preps' see an emo guy at Starbucks. They giggle and poke at each other, deciding who's going to go talk to him. The emo guy eye's them then looks away. Annoyed, he gets up and walks away.
Emo Prep: YER HOT!
Emo guy: *flicks them off*
Another example of poser emo preps are the two faggots above me. Not the definitions, the way they type.
You people are scum. If only Hitler was alive. Oh, the damage he'd do to your face.