The god of ska. Went from being in Gimp at 15 (a band resembling Nirvana) to Catch-22 at 16. Writing every song on the album Keasbey Nights at ages 16-18 and putting the CD out at 18. Then Went on to make the best acoustic ska band ever at age 22, Bandits of the Acoustic Revolution. Then the same year forming the band Streetlight Manifesto with ex-catch 22 members and ex-one cool guy members. Tomas wrote the music and lyrics to the most incredible ska cd out, Everything Goes Numb. The bands new cd is set to release this year titled Somewhere in the Between.
I seriously would fuck him and I'm completely straight.
"Hey man you listen to any Tomas Kalnoky bands?" "Yeah if I didn't I'd probably end up in hell" "Let's go jack off to Kalnoky" "Ya and then sacrifice some emo kids to him"
The way of pronaunce the word Dyslexia for a guy with dyslexia writing problems
"I'we totally got a Dysleixa prolbem"
A person who is weak, physically or mentally. Usually a guy. Sometimes this means that the person is smaller than others, is gay, a prude, a nerd, an emo kid, is straightedge, hasn't ever had a girlfriend, or likes theatre and art.
"I bet you he's too afraid to go to the party!"
"Whatta fucking pansie-ass!"
Arguably the most hated, yet loved typical High-School & College-related clique ever. Jocks, to make a long story short, are athletes who are convinced that their athletic skill will help them exceed in life, where in the real world, they end up bagging groceries, or working at a used Car Dealership.
Jocks only listen to Rap music, because everything Rock is "Emo" to them.
Guy 1: "Remember that Jock in Sophomore year that almost beat your ass?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, whatever happened to him?"
Guy 1: "He pumped my fucking Gas yesterday!"
to garrgle a partners or friends cum in your mouth so that it froths out..
also to ejaculate into ones nose and they snort it out onto a surface making a frothy mess.
Did you hear Sam was jackocarling with the emo guy last night it was sick
Someone who displays an obsession with certain bands, stores, or anything hardcore when in truth they don't like hard rock, don't really shop at hot topic and got their only pair of black skinny jeans at hollister. Someone insecure enough to fake being badass or and does things like sayig they "snuck out" with a hot guy but really they just went to the end of their driveway at like 10pm.
woahh brittany and amanda are such pathetic POSERS, amanda pretends to be anorexic and birttnay doesnt shut up about how hot her ass is and how much of a rebel she is. sad.