Chri-ssues
Function: Noun. Usage: Often. Refers to issues (especially psychological) relating to the holiday known as "Christmas". Issues are not necessarily limited to the religious observance of the birth of Christ on December 25th. They may also derive from Family issues as a result of subsequent holiday, Work related stress; esp. retail jobs & food bank, shelter staff, Environmental stress; increased crowds, limited parking, traffic, holiday music, Anti-consumerism issues; the obligation to spend, discomfort with receiving gifts, Allergies, Weather, etc.

People with 'Chrissues' can be prone to hungriness and risk-taking behaviors, which can lead to eggnog abuse, scissor accidents, unsafe caroling and Elf crime. Chrissues can also manifest themselves physically and mentally resulting in cravings, somatic symptoms, rashes, nausea, vivid dreams, hallucinations and excessive wrapping.

Although most inhabitants of North America exhibit Chrissues, they are psychologically healthy. Chrissues signs can be seen in November & December, but these are usually too mild to interfere with holiday-to-day living. Emo teens, early adults and people who just hit 30 are usually in peak years for the onset of Chrissues, but they have been known to affect the elderly as well. Mood disorders such as candy cane depression, bi-polar bear disorder and strand-lights syndrome are related disorders. Ex-mall Santa's between 45 and 59 make up 40% of Chrissue season suicide cases.

The act of breaking up with your girlfriend on valentines day, on any increment of anniversary.

IE, breaking up with her on your one month anniversary, on valentines day.

As there are many definitions and stereotypes surrounding Goths, let me just put it this way:

My definition of "Goth"
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Goths are people who just be themselves. They don't wear black all the time. They aren't all depressed. They aren't all emo. Most of them don't shop at Hot Topic. They don't all have to listen to Gothic Rock. THEY AREN'T ALL SATANIC. They aren't all suicidal. They aren't all violent. Most of them laugh (and some of them laugh more than others). I could go on and on, correcting stereotypes, but I have a life, as all other Goths do (and what do you know, there goes another stereotype).

someone who is extremely overdramatic about everything. usually right after being dumped by a girl. also, someone who decides to copy his friends and try to be the same as them by doing things like changing their style to match them.

Probably the best place on earth. Its a river in East Bumfuck, Maine, that a shit load of drunken college aged kids go to have the time of their lives. Everything to drunk emo kids, to gangster Boston kids, typical yah dood, the NE yuppie, to the average New England whore. There are no rules, except these two; 1) No fireworks, and 2) Females MUST dump them out on command. You can either camp out at many of the campsites along the river, (Fiddlehead being the greatest. Beach 2 to be precise.), or take a nice canoe trip down. Even Steven Glansberg could find friends in Saco. Its a place where dreams are broken, and boys become men.
Many catchphrases were established here, like, "Dump 'em out!!!", "Saco my balls!!!" and, "drink em and sink em"

someone who is age 13-19, or an adolescent. most teens go through depression even though they have relatively good lives (even me). a lot of emo and punk bands are made by depressed teens. most teens have "normal" and "cool" standards that you are forced to live up to:
1) you HAVE to have to have a girlfrind/boyfreind, otherwise you r gay (i dont know why teens keep calling eachother gay, even if they r straight)
(most boyfreind/girlfreind only last for a small period of time, bcuz the relationship is usually based on insecurity, getting to places that a freind cant, showing off. most of these relationships are not even based on whats inside, its only if your looks make you worthy of someone who will eventually dump you for someone better looking)
2) you must smoke, drink, and have sex at a young age (funny how such morally wrong things will make you look like a god in front of teens)
3) you can't wear "whity tighties" otherwise you will be dissed by boxer wearers who have smaller d***s than you (i wear boxer-breifs so i have room and my **** duznt swing around)
4) you must hate your parents

i am conservative and have went to school with these morons. i feel bad for ever trying to...

Milford is a sucky little town in MASSACHUSETTS. There are also Milfords in many other states. But MIlford, MA is the best. We have a LOWES and 2 {DOLLAR STORES]