The amazing, the TERRIFIC, EMO BOYS KISSING! And the best part is, I'm sure they would kiss you too if you asked and were all emotional and 'no one understands me'.
Emo Boy #2: I'm taking new pictures for my blog on my emotions.
Emo Boy #1: That's so deep.
Emo Boy #2: Yeah...But my viewers want something interesting...like emo boys kissing...
Emo Boy #1: Wanna make out and take pictures so they can see us kiss?
Emo Boy #2: Sure.
Far from being an act of teenage exploration which can be fondly recalled in years to come, most boys who succumb to the urge to lick the teeth of their mates will be haunted by not only the act, but by the publicity they craved in doing it and the fact that the only publicity they got was from their female friends who will never look at them twice, saying "aww cute lol xXx <3". This guilt spiral will continue until, one day, they do what they threatened to do all along to get attention from the friends who were all threatening the exact same thing, and slit their wrists the wrong way, bleeding into unconsciousness and waking up in a psychiatric unit where they get nailed relentlessly by their room mate.
Of course, this is exactly what they wanted.
-Pretending to be gay to get girls.
-Possibly one of the strangest things other females find attractive. Why find attractive an act done by two people, which by commiting the act itself makes it seem as if they have absolutely no interest in the female sex.
two long fringed boys grabbing each other doesnt really hurt anyone. but does affend some people (homophobes).
emo boy kissing is usually very sexy to emo chicksand emo boys sometimes kiss to get the emo chick's attention.
some emos boys (and girls) are bisexual, but not all.
emo 1#: i really love jessica
emo 2#: thats so emo.
emo 1#: it really depresses me. thats so emo. i need to show her that i like her.
emo 2#: i have the most emo idea.....
(the pair run off to public place where jessica is)
emo1#: jessica, watch this, we're so emo...
jessica: (jumps on emo 1#)
girls watching slowly put their hands down their pants and intently watch the hottness thats unfolding and unclothing before them
Shockingly, girls find this attractive.
Matt: Dude, I think Angie's hot. I e-mailed her, sent her a fax and I sent letters to her but she dosn't check either!
Pete: I got this wicked plan.
( Pete whispers plan to Matt. )
Matt: Sweet! Let's go.
Pete and matt run to a public bar where Angie is.
Angie spotted the emo pair.
Matt: *Makes out with Pete*
Angie: *Approaches Matt* Hey.. Wanna go out?
Matt: *Whispers to Pete* I.O.U