Greatest alive. funnier than all friends. largest dick. athletic. all girls like him. A NON CELEBRITY KANYE MIXED WITH KOBE AND VINCE CARTER.
If i were to describe kanye in one word, I would choose EMMET.
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by Darn tootin February 27, 2017

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A guy who likes big dick in his asshole. He likes to be the catcher in games. One thing everyone should know is he good at getting anal
He likes dick so he is a emmet
by Lmp1345 January 05, 2017

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The smallest sunburnt dick known to mankind. HE is OBSSESED with this girl who thinks that he is made of shit. He will never get her but he still makes erotic fanfics about her. He will never give up but she already did. He is a total pussy who sleeps with her(his) parents and cries at sleepovers. He is afraid of the dark and anything the slightest bit frightening. TOTAL PUSSY
Stop acting like emmet
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by idkhowtodothis March 03, 2017

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shit head loser who loves girls who don't like him back a total perv and has a tiny penis and no one likes him and his fat self
That emmet is such a perv
by guythereal21265 March 23, 2017

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The smallest penis ever. Probably very short and stubby with intense red skin. Emmet probably has a crush on a girl that hates him but he wont let her go. This obsession turns into stalking and hurt feelings. He may seem cool and athletic but is really scared of the dark and sleeps in his parents rooms most nights. His friends don't like him and he is a tool. Emmet is impolite punk who can be ratted on and hated.
That boy is such an Emmet!
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by Imusynottellalie100 February 26, 2017

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A "local" in a college town.

I tried to drive to the all-campus party at the Delta house, but all these darn emmets were clogging up the roads, most likely on their way to a hollerin' contest.

I got this word from "The Real Animal House" by Chris Miller, but is probably a common term.

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An Emmet is the best friend you could ever have. He is super fun to talk to and hang out with. He is really sweet and friendly and always makes you feel great, even if its just because he smiles at you. Whether he's playing frisbee, lax, violin, or mowin' lawns, he does so with liberal amounts of swag. Girls adore him, and guys envy his natural charm. If you are lucky enough to have an Emmet in your life, don't loose him!
'If I had an Emmet, I wouldn't be so depressed'
'If I had an Emmet, I wouldn't be into hardcore drugs'
'If I had an Emmet, my life would be complete'

Fan Girl 1 'How come you stood me up at that Justin Beiber Concert and backstage tour?'
Fan Girl 2 'Sorry, I was chillin' with Emmet'
Fan Girl 1 'And you didn't invite me?!?!? B****!'
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