email tennis 

A seemingly endless interchange of emails without any useful outcome.

"I'm getting hacked off with this email tennis ...where's it getting us ?"
"Let's end the email tennis. What do you REALLY want?"

email tennis by Marshallasthefish December 11, 2007

per my previous email 

Can you fucking read?

Client: Can you meet tomorrow at 10 to discuss the project.

Me: Per my previous email, I am not available tomorrow.

per my previous email by KBomb February 14, 2018

eemail 

Abbreviated form of "encrypted email". Pronounced ee-ee-meyl.

1: "Yo you still using Gmail? Don't you know they read your emails?"
2: "Why, what do you use?"
1: "Protonmail, of course. It's an eemail service."
2: "Alright, eemail me instead of email me then."
lmao

eemail by onewhoisacog July 19, 2017

female email 

A Female E-mail is when somebody sends you a single text that is so long it turns into multiple text messages.

"Dude what the Fuck did you have to female email me like that for? It made no sense. Just call me next time it will take both of us less time to figure out what you are trying to tell me," you say.
"Whats a female email?" he asks.
"It is when you send me a message over 150 characters that is a bitch to read, like you just did. It was five messages scattered in a fucked up order! It took me five minutes to figure out what u were saying." you say.

female email by wiscoflorida January 15, 2014

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Emmalene

Pure, honest and loyal. Emmalene will always see the truth and speak it wtih care. Always has your back, beautiful clear skin and a ridiculous smile Emmalene is a true mysterious beauty. All should Make the effort and get to know her you wont be sorry.

Person 1: were you talking with Emmalene earlier?
Person 2: yeah! Shes so soft spoken but says the best things and makes me feel so warm inside!
Person 1: wow! I need to talk to emmalene more often

Emmalene by Meowcurlymeow November 5, 2013

Fake Email Job 

Gainful, probably fully remote employment where your only responsibility is to respond to emails. Fake email jobs can be accomplished whilst drinking at a bar, or from a beach in the Bahamas. It's not a fake email job if you actually contribute directly to the company's product or service, nor if you hold an executive role where your decisions have a real impact on lots of people. Fake email jobs are more in line with middle-management roles.

Enrique used to be a software developer, but after five years at IBM he got promoted to a fake email job and had a daughter. Now his whole job consists of sending pithy emails between diaper changes and trips to the park with his family.

Fake Email Job by cinemarob1 September 16, 2021