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3. emergent
An emergency with urgency.
This is an emergent hair fix!
by Gwen Apr 9, 2005 add a video
1. emergent
A thing, task, change or problem that needs to be completed quickly due to a decission makers saying so, and typcially not based on any real need or requirement.

Used when someone is taking a poop on a situation. Emerge= to move out from, '+' NOW.
I just had a Huge Emergent Situation occur, had to use an entire roll of toilet paper to complete it.
2. emergent
a mix between "urgent" and "emergency"
sabrina i need to tell you something about friday, its emergent!
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