embryonic marksmanship 

an anatomically correct (precision) dose of jizz, deep cum shot and/or "at will" baby making material.

OMG Carlos' embryonic marksmanship messed up the floor!

embryonic marksmanship by julieday July 5, 2012

THE EMBRYONIC MANIFESTATIONS OF DEFECATION 

That intestinal rumbling that occurs at the most inopportune of times, and is unequivocally indicative of a loaf brewing inside your intestinal tract.

While driving down the interstate, there was no obvious reason to take a pit stop; however, after approaching the sign that read "Next Service Area - 24 miles," then the onset of intestinal distress occurred, as I passed the sign.
I clenched my ass cheeks as tightly together as my gluteal muscles would permit, rolled down the windows, turned off the heater and radio, and asked all occupants to "shut the fuck up" until these embryonic manifestations of defecation subsided. Unfortunately, this didn't happen, as I unleashed with a rectal fury and shit my drawers!

THE EMBRYONIC MANIFESTATIONS OF DEFECATION by weave December 9, 2003

Embryotic 

An immature idiot - usually of the Male variety.

E.g (Girl chatting with friends) 'That Paul is so embryotic!'

Embryotic by Neve June 28, 2007

Ebronics

An offshoot of the English language used by bros, in which

1. normal words (potato) are slightly altered (brotato) to be used as a term of endearment for one's bros or

2. to serve as descriptor words for the complicated bro relationship.

The following would be examples of Ebronics:

1. "What's up brometheus? You wanna go get some drinks?"

2. "Just because we spend all our time together doesn't mean we're gay; we're bromosexuals."

Ebronics by thezirk May 4, 2011

Embryotic 

One who still hasn't been born, behind the fetal state, is the embryotic state. The embryotic state is the state in which one is still an embryo. Can also be used as an insult to refer to one as immature or salty.

Friend 1: Haha neckbeard
Friend 2: FUCK YOU DUDE IM LEAVING HAVE A NICE LIFE
Friend 1: Shut the fuck up, you illiterate, embryotic pinecone.

Embryotic by StinkyDuRag December 11, 2020