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Embracing Your Inner Charlie Sheen 

"Hey kids, what are you doing?!"
"Oh, hi Mr. Daniel's. We're just embracing our inner Charlie Sheen."
"Oh...Do you think I could have any of that?"

Bob-"Yesterday I saw someone doing coke. I'm like, 'Are you embracing your inner Charlie Sheen?'"
Bob2- What he say?
Bob- He shot me.
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Embracing The Turtle

To engage and specificaly indulge ones self in the illicit act of smoking wacky tobacky, herb, marijuana, or hash hishe.
Bartholomuel and I were rather discombobulated after a long evening of Embracing The Turtle.
Embracing The Turtle by MP Schott August 24, 2007

embracing for the worst 

Kissing cousin to the term, "I'm bracing for the worst", this term refers to when Person A is about to go through what may likely be "Hell in a handbasket", and so Person B is holding him close 'n' tight to reassure him and encourage him to not feel quite so distressed or afraid.
Young mother who's soothingly cradling a slight-figured blonde-pigtailed toddler on her knee in a doctor's waiting room: My little one's gonna have blood-work done for the first time, and so I'm embracing for the worst --- she's insanely petrified of needles, exactly like her Mama when I was her age. So not only will my holding her super-tight help her to feel safer and comforted while the syringe is being used, but it will also keep her terrified little body rock-steady in spite of her fears, and so the procedure can go off as quickly, cleanly, and painlessly as possible.

embracing-towel 

A large clean towel that you carry with you while strolling the beach, and then drape around the shoulders of any cute chicks whom you meet prior to giving them a hug, so that you don't hafta endure any disgusting yucky-sticky skin-to-skin contact with sweaty/oily arms, necks, chests, backs, and shoulders during said embraces.
I find that bathing beauties are much more willing to give me a hug when I bring along an embracing-towel; I even occasionally receive a warm-hearted compliment from da chick for my being "such a perfect gentleman" to think considerately of her like that.
embracing-towel by QuacksO December 2, 2018

embracing the worm 

embracing the worm means to become a giant worm person. your limbs would be removed and you'd become pink. You would walk around on your nonexistent legs though.
"Hey jeff!"
"Hey Micheal!"
"Hehahha."
"...micheal?"
"HAHHHHSH"
"Micheal??"
"Worm noises."
"MICHEAL STOP EMBRACING THE WORM."
"NO!"

Embringed 

those pickles are totally embringed man
Embringed by Majikal_Mcmcuffin January 1, 2021

embracism 

the antithesis of escapism. the act of moving with the intent to pursue rather than escape. the non-cynical act of change.
i'm indulging in embracism and moving to san fran to pursue a love interest.
embracism by feroze March 14, 2006