U.S. Embassy: the one place you can find in every big town in any country, worldwide, where any U.S. Citizen immediately feels at home and can be sure to get the appropriate attention and service he knows: McDonald's
"If you don't have American snacks with you, you might be forced to sample local products. You might not enjoy these local treats as much as the ones you are used to, so don't take any chances. (...) -Use the Embassy"
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