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Second-hand embarrassed 

When someone does something so foolish, asinine, or awkward that you feel embarrassed FOR them.
Man, I was so second-hand embarrassed when that sang Call Me Maybe during karaoke.

Did you see just see that guy get slapped in the face by that girl? I'm so second-hand embarrassed for him.

Embarred 

'Embarred' is commonly used by those put in a position that's made them too embarrassed to correctly say embarrassed.
1.) Dannybaby stated he was 'embarred' at the discussion of sex.
Embarred by Sugarpop x November 8, 2008

Geographically Embarrased 

Geographically Embarrased:

Lost, bushed, disoriented, misplaced, all at sea, mispositioned
The officer took charge of the compass and the map, and via his officer training in navigation, soon the platoon geographically embarrased in the middle of the boonies.

cyber-embarrassed 

1) Having an older family member - typically a parent - mortify, humiliate or make one uncomfortable through an online social media outlet that they have no business being on in the first place.

cyber-embarrassing

2) Spreading private information to a wider audience through Facebook, Twitter, MySpace, etc.
My dad cyber-embarrassed me when he commented on my Facebook status and told all of my friends about that time when I was seven . . .

I can't believe my mom tweeted about the crush I had on in middle school. That was so cyber-embarrassing.

Sally was cyber-embarrassed when her bff posted a pic of her bra-shopping.
cyber-embarrassed by eggonface2 August 15, 2009

embarassed 

When you don't know how to spell "embarrassed".
Dear Americans:

Spell "embarassed" with 2 "R"s, 2 "S"s.
embarassed by kikimaru July 12, 2011

Embarassed Turtle 

Taking the limp penis and pushing in back into you as far as it can go. Then you take the loose scrotum (best when out of a hot-tub or hot shower) and fold it from under, on to the top of your penis therefore resembling a turtle hiding in its shell.
The Embarassed Turtle, the Bat Wing, and the Brain are some of my favorite penis molding techniques during boredom.
Embarassed Turtle by Fox Man October 24, 2007