Alcorexia is a condition whereby a man or woman starve themselves of alcohol in order to lead a more healthy lifestyle or to avoid future embarrassments caused by a previous fun, drunken night.
It is important to point out that Alcorexia cannot be suffered by people whose alcohol consumption has always been low. Rather, your typical alcorexic is one who has temporarily gone from very large intake to no intake whatsoever.
Alcorexia sufferers will typically have been the most charming and fun person in your group of friends (ie the one who drank the most). Alcorexia is usually brought on after something as innocuous as simply shaming themselves the night before. The alcorexia sufferer's warped mind contains a sad, pathetic and often terrifying vision of themselves: they misleadingly believe that they are "drinking too much", when in fact, ceasing their alcohol intake can have terrible after-effects, such as memory, a sense of responsibility and the shakes.
After suffering from debilitating panic attacks for 2 weeks and trying to cure them with drinking, Richard finally gave up drinking for a while, hit the xanax, and began to suffer Alcorexia.
June 28, 2011 Urban Word of the Day
Sending an email to someone by mistake.
A second after I hit "send", I realized that I had made a Freudian Click and emailed a love note to my ex instead of my boyfriend. So embarrassing!
|10.||Wilmington Friends School|
A private Quaker school that consists of shitbrains, lazy-ass, full of themselves, cocky, unoriginal, ass-ugly, trashy, tacky, past their glory days, and embarrassments to the high level of education...oh wait, that's just '09...
"so where are the lolcatz?" "up your asshole"more...
"oh so who's racing friday at 3 pm?" "no one's insecure and needs to prove themselves"
"so who's suspended this week?" "the remaining students were raised to have good judgement"
"where are the jabbaweezzys?" "we don't need a mask to be ourselves"
"where are the gold fish in the toilets?" "you killed them, Dipshits"
"is there a disco party in the cafeteria?" " a cry for attention- notice how no one wanted to join you"
"yo man party this weekend?" "just because you weren't invited since you're not in high school doesn't mean there wasn't one"
"who's yelling butt sex?" "probably '09 girls since they are/were desperate to have their cherries popped"
"has anyone taken over the world lately?" " you never will with your lack of talent and common sense"
"is it hammertime?" " hammertime only existed in your conceited minds"
"are we allowed to sit on the stage this year?" "no one wants to look at girls that look like dogs and boys that look like trolls"
"why are all the teachers bored?" "they're not bored, they're relieved"
"what happened to wilmington friends school?" " it increased in intelligence and beauty because 09 is gone"
The craziest day for people in the retail industry. Traditionally stores have a huge sale the day after Thanksgiving where they open their stores at five in the f*****g morning, and people line up outside the store doors to the end of the country for some sort of savings. People have actually been killed on Black Friday... how f****d up is that? It's just another one of the embarrassments of the human race.
Consumers have a love/hate relationship with it, people, who work in stores hate it, and corporate owners of store franchises love it because their yearly profits go up. Black Friday got it's name because the stores profits go from being in the "red zone" to the "black zone." This day and the Christmas season (month of December) is used to make up for the 11 months of lost sales.
Executive: "Sir our Black Friday sales for Walmart are at an all time high this year."
Walmart President: "Good, good. Yes I see those morons on the television killing each other to buy their Tickle-Me-Elmo dolls. Our plans to run out small business and rule the world are beginning to succeed. Gentlemen! Let us raise our glasses in a toast to evil."
The situation in which a pathetic attempt to belittle people is committed, in order to lower the metaphorical playing field to make yourself appear bigger by making reference to past mistakes and embarrassments.
Dickish guy: haha lets post this thing online to make fun of people.
Other dickish guy: Yeah good plan
Victim: This is 70 euros all over again.
|13.||the parson's gambit|
In it's purest form, the parson's gambit involves nothing more than a surprise attack while a man is in the irreversible throes of digestive egress. In other words, harassing a man while he is taking a shit. As it is commonly known that once a bowel movement has begun, no power on earth can stop it. The victim will therefore be forced to endure any and all schemes and embarrassments imaginable.
Oh man, did you see the parson's gambit Todd set up in the locker room?" "No, what happened." "Eddy was minding his own business, dropping a deuce, when Todd snuck over the stall and nailed him with an air horn and that aerosol cheese. There was nothing he could do but sit there and take it until the dirty business was done." "Stone Cold.