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2.
To drink so much of a particular drink that one enters a state whereby the alcohol overwhelms the body.
Ryan was embalmed in Limoncello on a recent trip to Naples.
by km133 July 16, 2012
 
1.
To be inebriated to the point where you are already dead and your corpse has been treated with preservatives in order to prevent decay.
Darius: Dude, you drank so many Irish car bombs last night you really made me nervous. You were completely embalmed.

Geraldine: LOL, that mortician fuckin' freaked when I rose up off the table. Let's get some snow cones!

<The two friends high five, hop on their scooters and ride to the nearest Sonic.
by Lord HJ Mumpleton July 24, 2009