Friendship Embargo 

A friendship embargo is an immediate ceasing of all exchange of friendly gestures, activities, and pleasantries with your near and dear friends. This is typically declared when your friends irritate you, annoy you, offend you or otherwise cause your mood to damper beyond the normal repair.

Francisco: "I declare friendship embargo!!!!"
Teddly: "Well, looks like Francisco declared friendship embargo on us. It's ok, it will end when he realizes he has no other friends."

Friendship Embargo by Teddly Trollsevelt December 8, 2020

emarosa 

Hardcore band from Lexington, Kentucky, with soft melodies sang by Johnny Craig. They are very popularly growing, and fucking rock. Some of their most popular songs are "Utah", "Casablanca", and their newest song, "Set it off Like Napalm."

dude1 - OMG LIEK ARE YOU GOING TO THE EMAROSA SHOW!!!?!?!
dude2 - yah dood they r teh rocks

emarosa by Trey Cox March 18, 2008

booty embargo 

when a guy messes things up with his girlfriend, and now she refuses to do anything sexual with him.

guy 1: dude, did you hear about nick's booty embargo?
guy 2: yeah apparently he ditched his date with Amy to drink and play dota with us monday night.
guy 1: what a douchebag.

booty embargo by poscene January 2, 2009

embargo 

Ban on imports of a particular good into a country.

"In 1999, the United States announced an embargo on importation of monkeys into the continental U.S."

embargo by hussad October 17, 2004

Embargo 

1. The banning op documents for public viewing for reason of security of copyright purposes. "embargoed publications"

2. An embargo with academic publications is to prohibit them from being viewed by certain persons for a period of time.

3. To cease imports from another country, usually due to political differences. This causes the isolation of the countries economy and often causes it to suffer.
Also, a trade barrier or economic boycott.

4. The prevention of ships leaving port.

1. "Lady Chatterley's lover was embargoed in Europe until the late 1900's."

3. "Due to apartheid in South Africa their exports were embargoed to many countries opposing their governmental rule."

Embargo by NoodleGirl March 31, 2009

penis embargo 

To withhold one's penis from a sex partner. The state of a man withholding sexual intercourse from a woman.

Jack declared a penis embargo after he caught Jane cheating on him.

penis embargo by Phallophile December 30, 2008

Pussy Embargo 

When a female blackmails a male, who she plans to or is currently having sex with, by not having sex with this male until certain terms are met. Basically, her vagina is not open for trade and commerce.

Male 1: Dude I haven't messed around with my woman in a week. She's put in place a pussy embargo.

Male 2: Dude, what for?

Male 1: She won't have sex with me until I stop having beers with the boys every night.

Pussy Embargo by Death On Wings August 17, 2010