Premature Emaculation

The act of going into the Apple store and taking many obnoxious pictures, then either uploading them to any social networking site such as facebook, or just emailing them to yourself. Symptoms of Premature Emaculation are, but not limited to, many unnecessary pictures taken, aggravation of peers, and the occasional leaving behind of the pictures taken on the Mac, resulting in moments of WTF and OMGWTFBBQ from the next person to test that computer.

It is termed 'Premature' because the person does not actually have a Mac, but likes to pretend they do because it has cool photo-filters.

Teenage Girl: Oh my god, let's go into the Apple store and take a bunch of pictures! We can twist our faces or make it look like a comic book! YAY!

*a metric fuckton of photobooth pictures later*

Teenage Girl: I'm SO uploading this to my myspace and facebook. I'll even tag you all! TTYL!

Onlooking Employee: Look at those girls; they're suffering from Premature Emaculation!

Premature Emaculation by matthejew September 27, 2009

Spontaneous Butthole Evacuation Syndrome 

Some people's buttholes just fuckin fall off randomly. This happens a lot in Norway.

I was diagnosed with Spontaneous Butthole Evacuation Syndrome

Spontaneous Butthole Evacuation Syndrome by The Gulath Clan March 7, 2019

Ejaculation salt

The Korean name for Incineroar, a wrestling Pokemon and also the 69th unique fighter in Super Smash Bros Ultimate.

Ejaculation salt has the best final smash in Super Smash Bros Ultimate.

Ejaculation salt by Doosin January 20, 2019

Mental Ejaculation of Joy 

When your mind and body becomes so overwhelmed with such ecstatic joy while delivering the father of the groom speech that you yell out at the end "I'm having a mental ejaculation of joy" and then drop the mic.

Aka Poe.

This wedding makes me so happy It's a mental ejaculation of joy

Mental Ejaculation of Joy by S.Poe April 24, 2017

Vindaloo evacuation 

When you have a roaring hot diarrhea of fire the day after having consumed very spicy foods, such as a Vindaloo curry. This usually happens first thing in the morning, mere minutes after you wake up, and it stings even worse going out than it did coming in.

Man, last nights curry was friggin' delicious, but it resulted in a painful Vindaloo evacuation early this morning.

Vindaloo evacuation by Kingen March 12, 2010

Premature eloculation

Premature eloculation is the what happens when you get in your car, and you reach over to unlock the door for someone, and they try the handle too soon so you have to unlock it again, and they try it too soon again so you have to unlock it yet again. Their repeated attempts to open the the door too soon is known as premature eloculation.

Karen: Would you please give it a second before trying to open the door? That's premature eloculation!

Premature eloculation by AEI January 11, 2008

emasculation

1. The removal of the penis and testicles. (removal of the testicles alone is called Castration)

2. Metaphorically, the removal of a male ego, pride, empowerment. Making a man subservient or in a 'feminine' role.

In the middle ages, emasculation was a form of punishment and public humiliation along with being hanged, drawn and quartered.

emasculation by Shaowfax2020 October 13, 2016