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Elviscerate

verb: to eliminate any or all Elvis impersonators \ noun: Elvisceration
They're marching to Vegas in protest of the international conspiracy to Elviscerate the world.

Elvis Country 

Any urban or rural area that has no Jewish or Italian people.
If I have to run, I need more time. I won't end up in some rat infested motel down in Elvis Country.
Elvis Country by Umphrey March 12, 2021

Black Elvis 

1. An authentic rapper

2. Any REAL rap MC or producer who's too weird or fucked-up to be mainstream; yet still, the industry looks to for ideas on how to make new shit fresh.

3.Someone who embodies the epitome of Cool because they refuse to sell out. The opposite of whack.

4.Kool Keith, duh.
I heard the radio today; I wish someone would Black Elvis these fake artist's asses.
Black Elvis by nappyheadedcracker January 15, 2011

elvis pussly

An attempt at an insult when you are defeated and don’t know what else to say.
*Eminem throws a few diss lines at Nick Cannon*

Nick Cannon: Shut up Elvis Pussly!
elvis pussly by TheDictionary69 December 13, 2019

Elvish Wedding

A euphemism for sex. So named because in Lord of the Rings, after elves get married they have sex.
I heard noises coming from Sara and Tony's room, then realised they were having an Elvish Wedding. Opening the door, I saw them going at it like animals.
Elvish Wedding by Amalja May 26, 2011

The Elusive Monogamous Slutsquatch 

The one (rumoured-to-exist) woman who comes off as a complete lady of the highest order, while in public. She encompasses elegance, grace, poise and refinement. She is compassionate, intelligent, and kind. She is incredibly fit and has the nicest figure a man could imagine. She dresses in a conservatively sexy manner and has great taste in clothes. She never dresses like a slut, no matter what the occasion (i.e. She does not take part in Slut-O-Ween, or wear yoga pants in public.)

However, contrary to her conservative appearance, she becomes a savage when engaging in sexual activity, and she will push sexual boundaries to their animalistic limits, but not go too far. Her natural ability, desire and skills required to pleasure both her man and herself knows no equal. No man or woman, who only knows of her in pubic, would ever even suspect that her animalistic 'other side' exists.

She transcends the proverbial 'lady in the streets, whore in the sheets', and is the female version of a sexual Dr. Jekyl and Mr. Hyde. Oddly, she does not want to sleep with any 'other' guy she meets because she is completely focused with pleasing her one man --- the man who discovers her true identity.

Background:

- Many women appear prim proper while in public, and they ARE sexual prudes in private. (no surprises here)
- Many women appear slutty in public, and they ARE slutty in private. (no surprises here)
- The elusive monogamous slutsquatch would both rock and shock the man who found her.
ex. I thought my then-girlfriend (???) was the elusive monogamous slutsquatch, however, I left her alone for a week and she slept with her ex-boyfriend. Then she started checking out other men and commenting on them, in sexual manner, in front of both her young daughter and myself (which is quite classless). Yeah, (???) was not the elusive monogamous slutsquatch, but we had some great and memorable times together while I was investigating the possibility that she was the one.

*** The elusive slutsquatch's existence has NOT been verified, however, some men have claimed to have 'thought' they observed her in both her natural habitats (in public, and in private). She is widely rumoured to exist, but sadly there is no verification. She could be caught right now, and no one would know because of the aforementioned attributes. ***