| 1. | Dead Elvis | ||
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A middle-aged male,typically from a small town in the American south or midwest,who grew up in the 40s,50s,or early 60s,uses about a quart of Brylcreem or Vitalis to slick his hair into a 6-inch pompadour,wears his pants 3 sizes too tight with a massive beer-&-fried-chicken gut hanging out,is waaay too politically conservative,and typically drives a giant, rusty,early-70s Chevy,Ford,or Lincoln and listens to classic-country & rockabilly.Usually accompanied by a female with a beehive and tons of red lipstick. "Look at that old dude that just got out of the '71 rustbucket Impala,what a Dead Elvis!"
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| 2. | Guna | ||
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really bad inexcusable hair He has got some major "Guna"
Check out the "Guna" on that girl! |
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| 3. | anal sideburns | ||
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Thick patches of hair on either side of the cornhole. I didn't take offense to her anal sideburns. Even though her ass looked like Elvis, I was more concerned with her reaction to my sac mullet, which resembles Bruce Dickinson from Iron Maiden.
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| 4. | Rockabilly | ||
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Rockabilly is not a style it's a way of life.
Rockabilly started out as an underground subcultured music before the birth of Rock 'n' Roll in the 1950's. It was then revived in the 1980's with bands such as The Stray Cats and The Polecats. Rockabilly is classed as a mondern day 1950's style. But it's roots go much deeper. You can notice a Rockabilly Guy by there Slicked Quiffs, Turn-Ups and Engineering Boots or Converse. Girls usually wear the same but with a Quiff, Bettie Paige fringe or Curled hair. There are several weekenders dedicated to this lifestyle that Thousands of people from around the world attened. Being interested in the 1950's and Rockabilly is not just about dressing like they did, but also about changing your lifestyle. Listening to only 19-40's to early 1960's music. It's one heck of a way to live though! Look at the Hollywood on that Guy.
Roll on the Rave. You must be a Rockabilly you look like Elvis. |
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| 5. | Velvet Elvis | ||
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the kickass feeling of getting blown and rimmed by two people at the same time.
Velvet - the hair rimming the anus Elvis - hedonist, wants it all at once, I mean the man died on the toilet because of it. "I almost lost it--one on my cock and the other licking my ass--it was a Velvet Elvis."
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| 6. | tinyelvis | ||
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Elvis, but smaller. A dash board hula dancer sized Elvis. G.I. Jelvis I saw a japanese Elvis impersonator. I call him tinyelvis.
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| 7. | Nappy-elvis | ||
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A disgustingly hairy woman, lacking upkeep on hair removal in her nether region, with happy trails on the inside of either thigh. Old single guy - "The chick I took out last night was one terrible nappy-elvis, so bad I almost didn't sleep with her."
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