Man Who takes it in the ass.
A cum guzzling skinflute player.
Man who loves to get a sac lunch(look it up)
Ass pounding goat spelunker
Damn elton you faggot fuck!
Whats the difference between elton johns ass and a refridgerator........
....The refridgerator doesn't fart when you pull the meat out
Person 2: No way! That guy is a fag
Person 1: Shuttup dude, Elton rocks
Person 2: Hey you're right, this cat kicks ass.
Legendary 20th Century recording artist. Known for his talents as a pianist and vocalist, flamboyancy (Large, colorful glasses and right earring), and hits such as "Tiny Dancer", "Levon", and "Your Song". Wrote songs primarily in the 70's and 80's with songwriter and longtime companion Bernie Taupin. Usually acompanied onstage with original guitarist Davy Johnston and drummer Nigel Olsson, and a Yamaha CFIIIS Concert Grand Piano. Often compared to Billy Joel, but far superior.
"Because im going to the Elton John Concert"
Me (with gun). no you suck, fuck the dark lord (shoots gun into goth's stomach)