Upon being born, the elphie-to-be is immediatley identified by the parents and named as such to warn all who would meet him to quickly punch themselves in the crotch, and escape thankfully to hospital to secrete themselves away from his douche-like presence
Other cool dude: "What a douche! Quick, punch yourself in the junk so i can escort you to the doctor!"
Cool dude: "Aw hell no! Lets just punch the elphie in his junk instead!"
Other cool dude:"Aye aye captain!"