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1. elp
Emerson, Lake, & Palmer
Let's throw on some ELP!
by anonymous Aug 10, 2003 add a video
2. ELP
An ELP (Earth-Like Planet) or, Terrestrial Planet, is a planet with a rocky surface with or without an inner molten core, and composed of silicate rocks. A solar system will have its terrestrial planets closest to it in orbit. These planets are, Earth-like.

ELPs, or Terrestrial Planets are markedly variant from other types of planets such as gas giants. ELPs are composed mostly of a mixture of helium, hydrogen, oxygen, and nitrogen.
Kon: "I think that ELP over there is a nice piece of realestate. Lets invade now."

Purp: "I don't think the Royal Galactic High Council will approve of us invading that one. It's full of vermin."

Kon: "Ooooh those are just humans. They're tasty roasted."

Purp: "AUFK :o "
3. elp
elp: noun. a woman or man (usually women) who acts like an Entitled Little Pig... E.L.P. elps are usually very very stuck up, lousy in bed but think they're amazing in every way and expect people to treat them wonderful even when they're rude and ignorant
that bitch is such an elp. i wouldn't fuck her unless shes unconscious, thats how much her personality sucks
4. elp
An anciet clan that originated in africa.
They were a warrior clan best know for eating the penises of the animals they captured and drinking the animals sperm. This was believed to build muscle and to keep one healthy.
He must be part of the elp. Thats the third penis he's eatedn today.
by jack randolph Apr 23, 2005 add a video
5. elp
ear licking problem
A person who goes around licking preferably mens hairy ears.
dude, he has a major elp.
by jack randolph Apr 23, 2005 add a video
6. ELP
Erection Lasting Problem
Refers to men who have a difficult time getting or keeping an erection. This problem can pertain both to elderly men but also young adolescence who have not gone through puberty properly and therefore there penis cannot pump enough blood to get their penis erect.
This man can't make love to his wife because he has ELP.
7. elp
enjoys licking penises

Someone who is always looking to lick penises and often licks up to 50 penises a day
He is an elp, he's already on his knees and its not even noon.
by zach brown Apr 23, 2005 add a video
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