| 1. | League of Legends | ||
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A game so addictive and stupid, that you cannot quit no matter what. It is filled with 13 year old rage hard noobs who think they are the best, yet they feed and call roles they can't play for shit. This game also consists of a rating system that is equivalent to a 1v1 match, but the catch is that it is a team game of 3v3 and 5v5. No matter how hard you try, carrying noobs in this game is almost like taking a shit while constipated, its not going to happen. Unless you are like extremely lucky. ELO Hell is the place all the baddies go cause they suck,and where the some goodies go cause the baddies couldn't be carried. ELO Heaven is where all the non-baddies go. How the ELO system is interpreted in League of Legends.
Jesse: "Fak this game, the rating system isn't accurate, GG feeder noobs, you can't carry them, its too hard!" The conversation before a ranked match- NoobLord: "i Wana mid!" thePro: "I don't think you should first pick into mid, you will get counter-picked" NoobLord: "stfu noob i want mid, now im gonna feed and QQ afk" People who call roles they can't play- lol4lyfenoob: "ADC BOT!" (later that match) lol4lyfenoob: "gg noob jungler wont gank bot!" derpmasterPro: "You are 0/12, and are pushing constantly, don't blame the jungler cause you suck, and don't call roles you can't play!" |
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| 2. | Classic Rock | ||
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Classic Rock...
Everything that is pure and holy in music Vocals that has a meaning Guitar solos that adds a purpose to the song Out of this world drum's that gives a sense to the song Groovy bass groves that gives a song a personality. Every Classic Rock song has a meaning to it, it's own soul, even life. Really the ONLY music that will still be around when im walking the stairway to heaven. Classic Rock. Led Zeppelin, Jimi Hendrix, The Who, Beatles, ELP, ELO, Buffalo Springfield, CSN&Y, Neil Young, Bob Dylan, Jefferson Airplane. And so many more
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| 3. | Robert Macaibay | ||
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Muthafucka dat knows wut de fuck heh doin' Did you see that Robert Macaibay? Suck his dick all night long.
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