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Named after non-toxic Elmer glue, elmer jokes lack the certain toxicity required to make a joke funny. It is not uncommon for an elmer joke to silence an entire room.
a group of friends talking at a restaurant
Friend#1 has finished his dinner except for a few fries

Friend#1: hey do you think I could get this to go?
Group: silence
Friend#2: was that even a joke?
Friend#3: I think it's time to go guys, this guy has started making elmer jokes
by buttski September 01, 2009

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