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'Watering Hole' for Saint George Locals. Dress it up or dress it down, it's the 'Neutral Groud' for hippies, white trash, 'Wanna-be Gansta's' and those of us who just want to get our grove on. Only open on Thursday night it has become a 'breeding ground' for 'Thirsty Thursday' worshipers. Receptionist hungover @ front desk Friday morning. . . . 'I went to Elks lastnight!'
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| 2. | Elks Lodge | ||
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Gathering for senile african american patriots and evangelists that consists of lounging in hotel lobbies and remaining passive throughout long-winded speeches. Often enough, many of its members can also be found in the cancer ward as most of them house an avid addiction to cigarettes. Oh shit; they be forming an Elks Lodge in this hotel!
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| 3. | Emporium | ||
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County seat of Cameron County in Pennsylvania. With a population of roughly 2500, the streets of Emporium are well lit and with happy faces. On sunny days, at around 3:30PM-4:00PM, the streets of downtown Emporium are swarmed with teenage girls and their children. Apparently, the teenage pregnancy rates here are unusually high. Maybe as high as the teenagers hanging out behind the local bowling alley. Elks are seen roaming around freely every once in a while. Emporium has the prettiest girls I've ever seen.
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| 4. | marlee | ||
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1) the act of surprisaling
2) NANTUCKET!!! 3) a large booger that hangs down from your nose after you blow into a tissue 4) a sausage that is wrapped in a veriety of spices and topped with mayonnaise 5) when elks have sex 1) i am in complete marlee.
2) MARLEE!!!!!! 3) dude pocahontas, john smith wanted me to tell you you have a giant marlee on you. 4) i would liek a big mac, large fries, and a big side of marlee, hold the mayo. 5) THEMS ANIMALS IS MARLEEING!!!!! |
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| 5. | Feasog | ||
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Originating from the 'Ó Morain'tribe he/she is an awesome half-wit wit a yonder
calling to lose his beard tonight at 2200 hours, with a fetish for poached eggs and 'lesbians' (meaning cigarettes in Feasóg terms of endearment) and the mating call that sounds similar to an elk dying in polish vodka custard he/she has the quaint ability to lure children to his .... 'fun den' (a den 4 fun . . . 4 Seamús) NOTE: Do no aggrivate while intoxicated, Feasógs have been known to attack Man i was out hunting some elks last night wen i got all hunted up my ass ............................ BY A Feasóg !!!!!!!! Man i was out hunting some elks last night wen i got all hunted up my ass
............................ BY A Feasog !!!!!!!! |
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| 6. | Elked | ||
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To be sodomized with cleaning utensils. It started with the Elk River Elks football team hazed incoming team members by shoving broomsticks up their asses in the shower. Joe elked Matt while he was sleeping with a broomstick.
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| 7. | Ed Elk | ||
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An elk that looks very much like Ed Crankshaft. It often has his head and sports the colors of Centerville High School, black and gold. Its fur is very wooly and yellow toward the back and black on the front. Ed Elks do not have antlers except in the does. They often can be seen skipping around the football field bleating happily. Ed Elk: Centerville High School won the football game! Rock on, Elks!!
Opal Elk: (shaking her antlers and bleating) Black and gold! Elks on the hunt. We sent you back you dirty bunch of runts!! Ed Elk: (starts skipping around the field) Watch this. How's this for skipping? Do you think I make a good Elk? Opal Elk: You certainly are beautiful. Elks are so pretty. Especially Centerville Elks. Ed Elk: Class of 1943! I graduated from here, you know? Its a great school. Nelson Elk: You two are so crazy! You are two of the craziest deer I know. Opal Elk: (bends down to the Nelson Elk and starts rubbing lotion into his fur) Here you go, sweetie. This is how an Ed Elk shows love. |
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