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1. n. A long-torsoed female hailing from a state of gambling and prostitutes.

"Dude, I met this chick the other night - she was awesome."

"Oh yeah, what's she like?"

"Total Elisabeth."

"Sweet Dude, I know you dig long-torsoed women who love Harry Reid and craps."

2. v. The process of wetting a piece of toilet paper to compensate for its sandpaper-like grittiness.
Ahh, I totally have to Elisabeth it next time. Thank you. You have been most helpful.
by andrewk2342 December 09, 2010
Know it all woman who has a political leaning towards the far right.
Whoopi: Elisabeth, you always talking about how great George W. is...
by urbanlegendoo February 02, 2010