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An Eiher is the great drunken Keebler cookie pimpin gay faggot queer dickless simp molesting crack bitch knife humping wall loving stupidity infested AIDS infected camel fingering dog felching elf.

Originated when a friend and I become bored.
Scott is a worthless Eiher and should be shot repeatedly.

Lil and Scott are Eihers together.
Eiher by ShadowsWynd July 7, 2004
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A famous youtube user making videos about celebraties.
Eliberg: youtube user, story writer, fake music videos

ELIXER OF LIFE 

A drink that enables the drinker to become virtually indestructible. Allows extended life. best taken in a act of need. Ex. Before Battle, Before adventures, Before love making.

Ingredients: Thats for me to know, and you to never find out.

PS. Mind control is a minor side effect.
"I feel so good after taking that ELIXER OF LIFE!"

"YEaaaa budddy, I love taking the EoL. That shit is the

headies."
ELIXER OF LIFE by falmeth July 12, 2010
The knowledge of current internet subculture. One who is not eliterate would say that old fads such as Chocolate Rain, Rick Roll, and What What In The Butt are super new and quite hilarious.
Guy: Hey, have you seen that What What In The Butt youtube video?

Guy 2: That fad is so old, not to mention it wasn't very funny in the first place. You're not so eliterate.
Dutch or North German: from a Germanic personal name composed of the elements agile ‘edge’, ‘tip’ (of a sword) + hard ‘hardy’, ‘bold’. This name is found chiefly in OH.
Elchert from north Germany composes the elements of edge and tip of sword and being hard, hardy or bold.
Elchert by docelch September 13, 2011
Compulsively sharing your opinion on any topic simply because you have one.
John Gruber engages in elitery on a daily basis.
elitery by Coalmarch February 21, 2009