A small anarchistic gnome
who is under the impression he is an elf
. Elftor's adventures
are the stuff of legend. He pimps
, drinks, smokes and kill
s his way up the ladder of fame with his politically incorrect comics.
He has various friends, including Cheesetor
, and Cheesemonkey
. To restore the ethnic balance is Jerometor
, a token black man who steals watermelon
s and imbibes crack cocaine
Many comics involve killing
and habitation inside a large mans arse
. As such Elftor is not recommended for children
, the politically sensitive, or anyone above the height of 14cm.
At one stage Elftor met Osama Bin Laden
and educated him in the art of pimping hos
. They then used some recreational drugs (cocaine
, etc) and shot some people with an M16. Elftor then forced some colored people to pick his cotton
, while raping several babies.