Skip to main content

Danny Elfman 

Danny Elfman is the former frontman for the now defunct 80's band Oingo Boingo. He currently does music for movies and television. Some of his better known work includes the scores for Edward Scissorhands and also The Nightmare Before Christmas, for which he also provided the singing voice for the main character, Jack Skellington. He also wrote the theme to The Simpsons. He is basically exactly the same as Jesus Christ, except he walks among us and likes the sunlight a bit less than Jesus did. He also has less of a problem being hung up somewhere, or so I've heard. He writes music for our sins.
Hey look, it's Danny Elfman! Let's go talk to him, maybe he'll shake my hand and cure my brain tumor.
Danny Elfman by Melly Mel July 30, 2008

danny elfman 

He is a kick ass movie composer. Tim Burton's pal, and eye to the community. A Man with dangerous snaps. And i have no idea what the hell im typing. LATER.
I'm a composer. -Danny Elfman
danny elfman by sdfsdfsdf May 13, 2005

Going to see Danny Elfman 

A euphemism for going to use the bathroom to take a poo.
Hey guys, I'll be right back. I'm going to see Danny Elfman.

Richard Elfman 

Popular director of such b-rated films as Modern Vampires and The Forbidden Zone. Brother of Danny Elfman, son of Blossom Elfman, and father to Bhodi Elfman.
"I can't wait to see Richard Elfman at the opening of his new movie!" squealled Kathy.
Richard Elfman by Tiffeh May 8, 2005

The Danny Elfman 

(Sex act). The danny elfman is when you shove your fist up a guys ass and then you do a mock puppet show and open your hand
Hey man, that Danny Elfman you gave me last night was unbelievable.
The danny elfman is a sex act
"We saw clowns and midgets and ELFANTS at the circus, today!"
elfant by Chingo Bolemongo September 26, 2006