| 351. | Bumpaclaus | ||
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A goblin-like midget standing 3 foot 12, with the face of the hobo and the ears of an elf. Noted for grunting, farting and saying with a sneer "Me name is Bumpaclaus, and you been bad dis year."
Comes to the houses of sinners each Christmas to empty the contents of his little anus. He smokes all your herb, drinks all you rum and wipes your walls with his little bum. Usually disappears with a flash and a spark, leaving behind a tiny skidmark when threatened. First documented by Uzimon, international reggae superstar. You've had a visit from dear Bumpaclaus, my friend.
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| 352. | ulf | ||
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means ugly little fucker
its like elf except with a "u" its an acronym but should be said ulf not U.L.F a girl makes fun of you in some sort of way
you reply "hey shutup you ulf" you can also say this while fake coughing as an ugly girl passes by |
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| 353. | Gensil | ||
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A guy with elf ears, who actually looks like a chode. He will come to you in your sleep and fuck up your life. Eden: Wait, no, come on, please don't Gen--
Gensil: Meerr. MEERR. |
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| 354. | MEILF | ||
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Mother Elf I'd Like (to) Fuck Aragorn: Dude, Legolas's mom is a MEILF.
Gimli: OMG seriously?! That's his father man! |
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| 355. | Sone | ||
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Crazy die-hard fans of SNSD who claims SNSD is better then every other kpop group.
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In previous years, they have been the major causes of fan wars, most notably in the 2008 Dream Concert. There were reports from other fandoms, which claimed Sones acted violently and abusive to them. These fandoms include: ELF, Cassiopeia, Triple S, ETC An actual recount of what happened to a Cassiopeian: ""I was constantly kicked in the head and was hit by balloons by SNSD fans. I got fed up and told them off “Stop it you bastards”. From that point on they started hitting my head with their fists. I remember exactly, there wasn’t just one person, but 5 or 10 that came to my seat and started beating me. SNSD fan girls were just looking at the scene and giggling….while some fans were so alarmed that they were talking of calling the police. I couldn’t defend myself and just patiently hoped that they would stop. When they left, I went over to the SUJU side to ask my friend for help. She took me to the hospital. When I awoke the next day at 2 in the afternoon, I found myself in a hospital bed with my mother humped over my bed, holding my hand tightly. I have bandages around my head…it seems like my head was ripped open." In more recent incidents, Sones have confir... |
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| 356. | Vishrut | ||
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Usually a small child, sweet to others and loves creatures. Usually is under 5 feet and may look like an elf. Wow he is so Vishrut sometimes. :) Vishrut dun took my diamonds.
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| 357. | Terri | ||
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a crazy ugly slutty psycho elf girl who only thinks she's hot and that everyone wants what she's got when really the only who actually wants it and wants to keep it is her poor dumb husband who she shits on constantly and blames for all her marital screw-ups. Terri's like to walk city streets looking like transgender prostitutes then get angry and pull knives on people for stopping and trying to pick them up. A Terri girl will typically sleep with every guy in her hometown and she'll even go back around for seconds and thirds even if she knows they're married to another woman. That is because there is no sense of female loyalty and no honor whatsoever in a Terri person. Terri's are extremely gullible and shallow and easy to read. Just tell her something she wants to hear and right away she's in love and ready to spread her legs and leave her husband for any guy or girl who's just looking for an easy lay and knows where to find one. James: See that Terri girl over there?
John: That's a girl? I thought it was a dude. James: lol. I hit that. John: Don't tell me that. That's nasty. Dude, that's gross. Did you get tested? James: Not yet. But it's probably a good idea. Thanks. John: You're welcome. |
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