|134.||Rule Number One|
To Whovians (or anyone who spends way too much time around one): THE DOCTOR LIES.
To everyone else: The first, often primary, rule in a list.
Whovian 1:Rule number one?
Large chorus of Whovians: THE DOCTOR LIES!
Non-Whovian: What the eff?.
Amy Pond's husband from Doctor Who with the eleventh doctor :D
Allie: I love Rory Williams!
Hannah: RORY WILLIAMS IS AWESOME!
the act pooping in an elevator, leaving, and then sending it to a different floor
Jim-Did you hear that the guy on the eleventh pissed off Tony?
Will-Yeah. Left a dungwaiter and buzzed his apartment.
the high holiday of Tebowism, it is celebrated on August 14; popular holiday activities for and average Tebowist include decorating the goalpost, eating Tewbowmas cookies, and feasting and opening presents at the eleventh hour of the day
Xavier: I can't wait for Tebowmas!
Conor: Me neither! It's like Christmas in July! Only in August! And better!
Xavier: I know! My favorite part is opening presents at the last minute!
Conor: Same! Tebowing before Tebowmas dinner is great, too!
|138.||National Come Out Day|
October 11, the day when most homosexuals, transgendered, lesbians, bisexuals ect. come out of the closet, or expose their true preferences towards sexuality. October 11 of every year is the best time to come out when you're anything but completely straight. October 11 is nationally known as National Come Out Day or National Come Out Of The Closet Day
Rayce: Hey Lacy, I've decided I'm gonna come out October 11.
Lacy: What's so special about October 11 ?
Rayce: National Come Out Day.
Lacy: Ohhhh. Never heard of it. Sounds like a good idea.
Rayce: Kay Lacy. It's the day.
Lacy: Oh my gosh ! It's the eleventh already ?
Rayce. Yep.. I'm really scared. I already know I'm going to get bullied and shit for being gay.
Lacy: You have too many friends, my boyfriend loves you ! He'll make sure you're alright. Besides, you're on the football team anyways.
Rayce: Here it goes..
To procrastinate, not punctual, loves working at the eleventh hour
that girl loves to josify when it comes to doing assignments.
Utilizing at least five flounders to penetrate yourself (anally, vaginally, or otherwise) while whipping a Viking in a wetsuit to climax with your left hand, groping groups of children dressed as Danny DeVito with your right hand, eating out a porpoise by accident, stimulating a vibrator with your left foot, and petting a faux-British butler named Alfrench with your right knee, all to the rhythm of a dubstep remix of ABBA's hit song "Dancing Queen"
Frank: So outside the convention hall last week, I heard the two guys running the dentistry booth planning to reach 111th base. What the hell is that?
Jeff: 111th? The triple one is the deepest expression of human love and depravity in existence. It is the truest essence of sex. It involves Danny DeVito.
Frank: Oh god, that's sick.
Jeff: Yes, yes it is.