In some schools and buildings, these are only allowed to be used by fat people, the mentally retarded (to give them some sort of power), and the handicapped.
and epic hookup spot, as you can stop the elevator between floors and noone can do anything about it!
not an epic birthing spot, however. ew. babies.
WARNING: (semi-colon included) do not use when there is a fire! You might burn to death.
The Dream: " Baby jump on this elevator promise there ain't nothin greater"
Second floor, stuck on the dime piece
Third floor, stuck on the hood rat
Fourth floor, freak it I don't know, cause...
She's stuck on my ella, e-ella-vator" - Lyrics from the Song "Elevator" by Flo Rida, featuring Timbaland
Your friend- please stand idly by as the Elevator prepares for takeoff *prepares for shotty*
You- oh shit its coming!
Your Friend- don't be afraid to kiss me, its brotherly love but here ya go!
You -*takes slow hit while rising up, being wary of touching lips cause your self conscious about your sexuality*
Your friend- *punches your chest*
You- *puke* WTF man!!!! *cough cough cough*
Your friend- not my fault you hit the emergency stop button