Elephant Man 

A person who has an incredible memory, yet is horribly deformed and infested with parasites. They are also highly resistant to cancer for reasons science is yet to explain.

Tom: Hey what was that word we were going to add to urban dictionary?

Bill: damn I forgot

Tom: I guess neither of us are an elephant man

Bill: No shit, otherwise I wouldn’t have been diagnosed with stage four leukemia last week.

Elephant Man by Long Horse Short Walk October 11, 2021

elephantiasis 

The correct term for the medical condition commonly known as elephantitis. It is the massive swelling of the legs and genitals, generally caused by obstructions of the lymphatic vessels.

What the man originally thought to be a blessing turned out to be genital elephantiasis.

elephantiasis by geniusgoalie August 23, 2006

elephantmind 

A term describing thought informed by attachment, loyalty, devotion and the capacity to courageously protect the young and defenseless.

I first fell in love with him because of his beautiful elephantmind.

elephantmind by Dr Bunnygirl May 30, 2020

elephantmonkey 

a large creature that projects a loud vulgar mating noise at inappropriate moments.

sara is an elephantmonkey, listen to her bellow

elephantmonkey by Elephantmonkey November 5, 2008

Elephanting 

The act of putting your hand behind your back in between your legs and jacking off; After you cum you shake your dick like an elephants trunk and screaming.

Me: Why didn't Ben come to school today?
Friend: He was Elephanting all night yesterday.

Elephanting by Iamthebest22 March 7, 2009

elephantastic 

A word used to describe something so awesome that fantastic just isn't enough. Also, used to describe very large objects that are super cool.

I got 2 free tickets to see cats on ice!
That's super gay dude.
No, it's elephantastic!

elephantastic by phat g-zus November 2, 2009

gavin rae the elephant man 

A scottish football song that gets singed by Dundee United when they are vs Aberdeen. The song is aimed at Gavin Rae because he used to play for Dundee and Dundee United are Dundees rivals

Dundee united fan 1: did you hear about gaving rae??????????Dundee United fan 2 what. Gavin rae the elephant man?

gavin rae the elephant man by SHEDRULE February 24, 2013