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When you pull your pockets and cock out.
(after pulling your pockets and cock out) Hey Joe check out this elephant.
by Chadwick Meriweather III January 26, 2005
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A large grey animal from africa and asia.
I went to see the elephant at the zoo today
by Jojo August 09, 2004
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A big grey animal which features in the phrase elephant in the room. Here it can mean anything you like that reminds you of an elephant in a confined space, such as:

1) A thing that's big, really big, and everybody is embarassed by the sight of it, so they pretend it isn't there: maybe it will go away.
2) Something so big you can think of nothing else but it.
3) A thing too big to fit, but after a while you get used to it, maybe even get to like it; it defines a scary new lifestyle.

All of these describe teenage obsessions, hence the title of Gus van Sant's teenage obsession movie Elephant.
"Elephant, what elephant?"
"I'd like two eggs and an elephant, please. Oops, sorry, I meant two eggs and a sausage"
"Please be gentle, this is my first time with an elephant"
by strawbez-jez July 27, 2007
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A blunt. Comes from L, like the first part of elephant. Used in new jeruz, especially by rapper GDP
I took three elephants to the face, shit was loose
by paulblake2 July 09, 2010
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If trained right, can be used to smash things. Enemy things.
Elephant:

"Honey! The neighbors parked in front of our driveway agian."
*Husband smirks*
by ThePinkMenace July 14, 2009
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drunk, hammered, slaughtered. Used particularly in dublin.
She was absolutely elephants last night.
She was totally drunk last night.
by pad July 20, 2004
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very large pink animals which come into your home uninvited drink all ur coffee then spill it on your new cream carpet
the ones who attacked bransholme......bastards
by unknown March 11, 2004
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