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When you wake up in the morning next to a fat chick, invariably with a hangover fit to down an elephant (or the chick next to you).
invariably a pre-cursor to the walk of shame Got pig flu last night, she could suck a melon through a hose pipe though so I kept her on for some 'morning duties'
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| 9. | elephant whore | ||
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A fat whore. Fuck you, you elephant whore!
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| 10. | mosaad | ||
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a freakish, horny pig with no ass. commonly chews tobacco or smokes weed, then performs sexual intercourse with a wheelchair. hey, did you see that pig in the slaughterhouse? it looked like mosaad!
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| 11. | whalelephant | ||
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half whale half elephant Tom-Hes A Fatass
Chuck-Na Hes A Fuckin Whalelephant |
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| 12. | sow | ||
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1. A female pig
2. A bitchy skank-ass who everyone hates 3. A disgusting person The Sow: *belch*
The Other Person: Sow. |
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| 13. | CDO | ||
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Acronym for collateralized debt obligation, a funding tool that banks use to package up a bunch of bonds (often subprime mortgage backed), then divide the package up into new bonds and sell them after skimming a few million dollars off the top. Usually called "diversified," but if you've got dog shit, horse shit, ape shit, and elephant shit, then you can call it whatever you want, but at the end of the day you're still just holding a gigantic pile of shit.
A way of putting lipstick on a pig that banks milked the hell out of from the mid-1990's til 2007. Unfortunately the banks got totally Bear Stearned when everyone saw through the lipstick and they were caught holding a whole sty of CDO pigs. Banker: "I've got this great investment for you. It's called a CDO."
Sucker: "Um...I've heard bad things about those. What's so good about this one?" Banker: "It's diversified! It's got subprime mortgage bonds from Kansas, subprime mortgage bonds from Georgia, subprime mortgage bonds from Nevada, and subprime mortgage bonds from Michigan!" Sucker: "I've heard bad things about subprime - do you have anything else?" Banker: "Of course! This other CDO is even MORE diversified. It's got Ninja loans, loans to homeless people to buy crack, Iraqi government debt, and loans to people that need some money to bet on the roulette wheel in Vegas. Of course there's almost NO chance that any of those people won't be able to pay back what they owe." Sucker: "SOLD! Give me $10 million of it!" |
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| 14. | plumped | ||
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Fucked by a fat chick; frumped by a fatty or plumper. Being made into a plumper pumper against one's better judgment or even involuntarily. Getting fat bitched. It was hog night and we went to each find a big fat fatty. We all said "hog hard or hog home" and told each other "happy hogging". John had second thoughts, but got drunk and ended up with a buffet slayer. He claimed that he had been fat bitched only because he got so drunk but we knew that he had not been plumped involuntarily. We knew that he enjoyed it and we told him that he was a hogger and a hippo farmer and a chunk fucker who enjoyed his tubby little war pig.
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