| 1. | Middle School | ||
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6th, 7th, and 8th grade. A low point in childhood. Guys are shorter than Girls, everyone looks and acts awkward.
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6th graders: prepare for the worst 3 years of your life. Get used to cliques, drama, backstabbing, and total awkwardness. 7th graders: Sucks for you and your big ass pile of homework. 8th graders: Your the oldest, great! You really think you're the shit, don't you? You're not. Populars: Make you feel like shit. They are prettier, richer, and skinnier than you. Travel in packs with their expensive phones and will take "adorable" photos of themselves laughing with their guy-friends in their tight jeans, UGGs, or booty shorts. Photos will later be posted on Facebook and aquire 50 likes from wannabes. Jocks: Are the male counterpart of populars. Usually excel in baseball, basketball, and football. Tend to bully nerds. Also group up with the skateboarders and are usually in chorus. Always cocky. Nerds: Will eat together. Some are borderline punks and goths who wear bright green skinny jeans and don't brush their teeth. Get A's, though. |
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| 2. | Ben Seese | ||
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A world of warcraft expert (leads raids every friday night). He plays it all day, every day. A true leader on the internet that's not afraid to call you out or call you stupid. A lady's man who knows the ways of women more than any WoWer on the planet. Known for his crude and never funny jokes, that usually include "your face" or "your mom". The smartest man on earth, he will correct anything that is at least a little wrong. A slim, skinny and boney 125 lbs., anyone above his weight is fat. Sleeps an average of 18 hours a day, but somehow is always tired. An avid "excerciser", aka doing the nasty. A screamo rock listener. Not very familar with Hip-Hop, Ex: He thought Lil Wayne was a girl. Goes to school in Minnesota, but didn't know who Joe Mauer was. On his smartness-
Hugh- Look SportScience is on Ben Seese- It should't be called SportScience, it should be called SportPhysics or something, idiot One of his jokes- Hugh- I have a lot of homework tonight Ben Seese- Your face has a lot of homework Another joke- Hugh- I held the door for a handicap person today Ben Seese- Your mom is handicap On what he should do- Ben Seese- Should I play WoW, go to the "gym", eat, do homework, or nap. You know what, fuck it, I'm gonna sleep. On other's weight- Hugh- I weighed in at 180lbs today Ben Seese- Wow you are fat. Lose some weight. Look at my belly, aren't you jealous |
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| 3. | DODGEBALL | ||
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A game that has the players divided into two teams that play on separate sides of a court with a line down the middle that cannot be crossed. Each team is given a number of balls that they use to try to hit someone with. If you are hit you are out, but if you catch the ball the person who threw it at you is out.
This game was played mostly in elementary/middle schools but is now being outlawed. :( - If you're skinny, hide behind the bigger people. It always works until the teacher sees what you are doing. - Carry an extra ball to hit other balls coming your way Dodgeball gave some kid a concussion and now we can't play it anymore. What a sissy.
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| 4. | East Greenwich | ||
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A small quiet town in Southeastern part of Rhode Island nearby the towns of Narragansett, Coventry, North Kingstown, and Warwick, filled with what you could, say wealthy people. not everyone's wealthy of course, there are townies and there are people, who are just middle-class and live there like me. Always stereotyped as the rich town full of rich house wives who wear Burberry 10,000 dollar shoes, the rich town full of rich, spoiled, unfriendly, elitist brats and people who live there are always called a "walking ATM machine" But remember, not everyone's rich in East Greenwich. Many successful people today started from EG. East Greenwich is the only republican town in Rhode Island.
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East Greenwich is know for its beautiful bay views, art galleries, and restaurants and is rich in history. East Greenwich is a pretty safe community and that's one of the reasons why some people choose to live there, even though the house prices are quite expensive, rather than cities like Cranston. Most East Greenwich students are quite smart and have A+ grades. East Greenwich schools have the highest test scores in the state. Most kids have cell phones and iPods, by the time they reach middle school. And most of the kids wear brand names, such as Abercrombie and Fitch, American eagle, etc. And some of the richer kids wear Lacoste, Juicy Couture, etc. Most people are very preppy. From my experience, most people in East Greenwich generally tolerate those who they aren't friends w... |
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| 5. | Ranch Road Mafia | ||
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A Website made by kids in Pinellas county who live on a street called Ranch Road. They made short somewhat gay movies that show their sense of humor. They used to be popular among the middle school crowd in the East Lake Area a few years back. Members include kids by the name of Kyle, Mike, Travis, Dylan, Chris, Ben, Alex, Matt, Kevin and others. Who also go by nicknames suck as Meat, Piggy, Captain T, Andksipper2, and Lopez.
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Before their website started to lose numbers many members of the Ranch Road Mafia played on an assortment of Paintball teams who placed high in NPPL, PSP and many other local events. Teams such as RRPB, Skinny Mikes Dream Team, Demolition, DBZ Kids, and other short lived team names. Many of them also Refereed at a local Paintball establishment by the name of Thunder Bay managed by a 50 year old drunken sex perv named Herb who served time in prison for running stolen cars and Guns threw the Mexican border. Thunder Bay has since been closed down and moved. Recently the Ranch Road Mafia has lost its fan base and moved on to just hosting an assortment of parties in the East Lake area as well as recently creating their own Beer Pong Team. Many times they pull pranks on local residents and are known by local authorities as the Ranch Road Mafia. They are known for fireworks, ding dong ditching, squirting Elementary school kids as they get off their bus with squirt guns, and other things that resulted in police coming to ranch road. However only two ... |
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| 6. | prostitosticles | ||
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Usually, the prostitosticles are the underveloped mammary glands of the famed prostitot species.
However. it is also quite common to find the prostitosticles of a prostitot prematurely overdeveloped due to a freakish side effect of growth hormones in modern food. 1. Man 1: Holy crap, check out the tits on that chick!
Man 2: Dude, she's like 10.... Man 1: How do you know? Man 2: She's coming out of an Elementary School.... Man 1: But she's wearing a mini skirt a low cut tank top. Man 2: yeah, well they sell those in Libby Loo. Man 1: aww dude, i think i just vomited in my mouth a little bit. Man 2: Fucking Bratz dolls... 2.The prostitot was bearing her prostitosticles to the other children on the playground. these of course, looked nothing like her mothers breasticles, and were very similar to a a skinny mans' neck fat being pushed together. |
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