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Electrocunt

1. To use a vibrator.

2. When a guy's penetration is so powerful that the friction created causes the "electrocution" of the woman's willy storage facility.

3. A highly dangerous sport, regularly resulting in fatalities - not that it's ever been attempted...
1. I was having a gud electrocunting with myself last night. Oh, frabjous day!

2. Labby: "Why aren't you here at school today?"
Imogina: "Man, Roger electrocunted me so hard last night I'm still in bed. I won't be walking for weeks."

3. I'm gonna be the first woman to electrocunt all the way to California.
Electrocunt by BeeGeeIsItWindy August 19, 2018
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Electrocrunk 

Electrocrunk is a style of electro dance music that originated in the late 2000s.

Though it is a genre spanning the globe, it was partly pioneered by New Jersey writer/producer Shane Fontane, who began producing this sound in 2006 while playing Electrocrunk in bars and strip clubs in New Jersey.

Electrocrunk is a musical form that grew out of a cross-fertilization of Miami Bass, Baltimore Club, Crunk and European dance music, particularly electro/techno music.

Much of this music is for dancing and partying. The signature sound of Electrocrunk is derived from Roland TR-808 kick drums, melodic yet distorted bass lines and electro/techno overtones. This energetic instrumentation is complimented by retro arrangements and gritty sexually provocative vocals with attitude.
Artists that have an Electrocrunk appeal include:

*Shane Fontane
*Peaches
*Ashley Austin
*Uffie
*Yo Majesty
Electrocrunk by MisterDrt September 15, 2007

Electrofuck

To be fucked with great tenacity and vigor during a lightning storm. Arms are typically raised victoriously when the word is said.
Last night I got electrofucked by Justin.
Electrofuck by Discostick April 5, 2009

Electrofuk 

The act of fucking your girl, doggy style, then when your about to orgasm you grab the tazer you hid under the pillow hours earlier and taze your woman. As she convulses you will have the best orgasm ever, and she might too... but who knows? (Make sure to wear a rubber otherwise the joke will be on you also.) Make sure not to be balls deep!
Steve was electrofuking his woman when the button on his tazer got stuck and they both fried!
Electrofuk by batsoup August 6, 2009

Electropunk 

A fusion of electro and punk rock invented by The Screamers in the mid-1970s. Usually made with a sequencer or keyboard and has the same song structure as regular punk. The term electropunk has recently been discovered by scene kids and in turn they labeled various crunkcore/metalcore/pop rock bands as electronicore/electropunk because they use sequencers in their songs. Typically the samples and/or keyboard sounds are used in the way instruments used in punk (drums, bass, and guitar).

Electropunk:

The Screamers
Atom And His Package
Glenn Pakendasen

Not Electropunk:

Asking Alexandria
Blood On The Dance Floor
Breathe Carolina
Electropunk is most likely the most DIY form of punk since it needs a $0 budget and is super unpopular.
Electropunk by jsaji2i302i903289038 February 22, 2013

electromonkey 

A monkey who has ADHD, hyped up on a quart of Red Bull shots, and has a high powered fire hose. It is also inside of a Tesla cage, a metal cage charged with 20,000 volts of electricity that can only go outside of the cage, not in. This arrangement produces a highly random series of lightning bolts in all directions. The speed at which the monkey moves has been known to violate Einstein's theory of relativity by breaking the speed of light barrier. With the inclusion of a small black hole, the monkey then has infinite negative mass and infinite negative gravity, so nothing, not even light, can reach the monkey to destroy it. Electromonkeys are best suited for unleashing on internet trolls or perverts in chat rooms.
You: Why hello. How are you today?

Troll: asl?

You: UNLEASH THE ELECTROMONKEY!

Troll: lolwut? That's so stupi- AAAAAAAHHHHHHH THE PAIN AND AGONY!
electromonkey by geek² January 7, 2011

electrofuck

Wearing fluorescent coloured clothing just because it's the latest fad whilst screaming out "I love dirty house music"
Hey look at that dirty electrofuck over their doesn't he/she look so stupid wearing that ridiculous fluro clothing. Maybe I should pull my tye die T-shirt out of the wardrobe?
electrofuck by electrofuck January 9, 2008