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electric slide 

The act of lubing and slipping a 9-volt battery (perferably of the Energizer brand because they keep going and going) into one's own anus or the anus of an unsuspecting other while performing fellatio.
Ian was busting a move on The Palace dance floor all night. Once he got a few drinks in him he even pulled out his patented move- the electric slide, but I don't mean the dance move.

I was going down on Ian. He wasn't feeling it, so I gave him the ol' electric slide. He promptly blew his load all over my face.
electric slide by The Sclitch March 19, 2007

Russian Kangaroo Electric Slide

(Let's just call it Ricks (RKES) for short) The form of love making in which you and your partner have sex inside of a giant Russian coat with jumper cables attached to each others nipples, as well has riding a slip and slide at the same time.
Guy 1: My girl wanted to do the Russian Kangaroo Electric Slide. Psht, yeah, like i'm gonna put jumper cables on my nips.

electric slide 

When you slide into that pussy quickly it's like lightning. When you do an electric slide, you are obligated to immediately take your dick out, run it on a carpet, and give whoever your fucking a static shock in the pussy, causing pain and pleasure to the receiver of said shock, causing them to orgasm very quickly.
Yuri: Oh yeah, Joe, oh yeah, you slid in so quickly like a smooth criminal
Joe: So should we cha cha real smooth or do the electric slide?
Yuri: Why did you take it out? I guess electric slide, but-
Joe: (Takes dick out, rubs on carpet, and reinserts dick into pussy at abnormally high speeds)
Yuri: (immediate orgasm from the static shock to the pussy)

electric slide 

When a dog (or any animal or even an unruly spouse) has an itchy anus and proceeds to drag it on the ground to soothe the burning anal itch. Typically a dog will sit down, pull the hind legs up in the air and use the frong legs to propel across the floor.
Damn, Frank had the minister and his wife over at their house, and while they were having tea in the living room, Zippy sat right in front of them and did the electric slide. How embarassing!
electric slide by Frank Klaune March 29, 2005

The Electric Slide 

A dance that goes with a song which is required at every single event where black people dance ESPECIALLY at weddings
White Person: So what kind of music do your people listen to at dances

Black Person: NIGGA We do the electric slide but wat the fuck u mean YOUR PEOPLE
The Electric Slide by hotboxrashad November 25, 2011

the electric slide 

Using rubbing alcohol as anal lube while blasting "The Electric Slide" so loud that the neighbors can hear it. The combination of alcohol and extreme soundwaves make for quite the stimulating enema. Not limited to any specific sexual orientation. After all everybody poops. "You can feel it, IT'S ELECTRIC!!"
Me and (insert name) got so hammered last night we did the electric slide until 4am, then totally shit all over the place!!!