| 1. | Poop tube | ||
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A sexual device created by Bill Cosby in 1975. The tube is to be lubed up then inserted inside both partners anuses. One partner then leans him or herself on something and proceeds to shit in the other persons ass when the shit goes down the tube. The partner who recieved the shit then gets on top of there partner and shits there partners shit on their own chest, face, or mouth. The device has remained popular in scat porn circles and an electric poop tube is forthcoming. I was watching Bill Cosbys porn series "Back
Door Fuglies" last night and I noticed that his infamous poop tube was featured extensively. It was awesome some guy ate his own shit that his partner pooped in his mouth, it was tasty. I Loved it so much that I Went out and bought the stretchable poop tube and I ate my own shit. |
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| 2. | Electric Eel | ||
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First, you sit down to take a crap with an electric charge. Your crap is long enough to touch your asshole and water simultaneously, and the static discharges through the crap, giving you a tingly sensation in the butt cheeks. It was so dry out today that when I pooped, my electric eel made my ass cheek hairs stand on end.
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| 3. | electric slide | ||
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the act of deficating in one's own pants after being TASERED by the police. I was watching COPS and some guy from the trailer park tried to fight the cops and ended up doing the electric slide.
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| 4. | Electric Snowman | ||
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An official electric snowman occurs when one pinches a ripe loaf into the toilet, hereby clogging the toilet. One then proceeds to position the appropriate female of his choice over the bowl of the toilet so that she is in the reverse piledriver position with her head downward. One then proceeds to penetrate the sphincter while plunging his partners head into the clogged toilet. When one is good and ready to unload he flushes the hopefully well clogged toilet thereby only increasing the torment (or the pleasure depending on your fetish) of his partner as the poop water only rises. It adds a definite kick to your orgasm. Try it out, you'll see what I mean. Friend #1: Hey, how was your date last night with Jenny?
Friend #2: Oh it was absolutely great, Jenny wanted to spice up our sex life, and I happened to have pinched a fat log so naturally I suggested we do an electric snowman. She was totally into it. |
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| 5. | poop machine on wheels | ||
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A person in a wheel chair that is so retarded they poop themselves constantly. Usually on an electric wheel chair. Aww man, I had to help Jeff with his books, hes such a poop machine on wheels.
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| 6. | electric slide | ||
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Method of sex wherein two are loving in a bathtub while employing a glow-in-the-dark rubber. Depending on where you call home - i.e. marshy locale - you may want to poop in the tub after eating something especially disagreeable to your intestines. For best results, stir the enchanting buttpourri into the your bath evenly. Before insertion, the man will want to gyrate his hips and buttocks so as to mimic the fluid serpentine motion of an electric eel in a freshwater rivulet. This will startle the woman who will then step on the frightened "eel" mercilessly. Ironically, this makes it easier for the man to slide his flattened illuminated penis into his significant other's pruned vagina without friction. Jeff sounded like he was going through puberty during the electric slide.
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| 7. | Electric Bowling Ball | ||
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The Electric Bowling Ball is a close relative of "The Shocker." Often misinterpreted as "The Claw," it's a maneuver that resembles the shape of your hand when gripping a bowling ball. If the woman is laying on her back, the thumb is inserted into the vagina and the middle and ring finger inserted into the butthole. The word "Electric" is latin in origin and derives from the shock that occurs when the Electric Bowling Ball is first used. The Electric Bowling Ball should not be used frequently or for more than 20 minutes at a time. "Josh, my girlfriend is pissing me off today," says Mike. "Yeah, you should give her the Electric Bowling Ball and dump her."
Did you see that girl's face? It was like someone Electric Bowling Balled her without KY! |
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