Pushing Electrons 

The act of using (pushing keys) a keyboard to create and send e-mail or other types of electronic communications.

The process of competing daily online activities on the computer or other similar electronic device.

"I can't wait for lunch. I have been sitting at my desk pushing electrons all morning."

Pushing Electrons by Jremy2 July 22, 2009

compton recoil electrons 

Compton recoil electrons are electrons knocked from orbitals of an atom usually by gamma radiation from a nuclear explosion.

These electrons create a brief current which results in an electromagnetic pulse or EMP which can damage or destroy unshielded electronic equiptment, mainly microchips. Such an event taking place at high altitude would result in wide scale electrical damage.

"our electrical equiptment was damaged as a result of compton recoil electrons from the EMP blast"

compton recoil electrons by chosenfoo October 4, 2006

primary elections 

n. The process by which American voters select the worst two candidates for a political office.

Dennis Kucinich had a brain, so it was a foregone conclusion that he would lose in the Democratic primary elections.

primary elections by WittierThanThou October 13, 2014

generative elections 

“Now they have this augmentation via generative AI, which can make the fake stuff more believable, easier to generate, faster.” AI is coming for our elections. 2024 is going to be the cycle of deep fakes, AI speeches, and "election fraud" being yelled from the losing side.

In 2024 the generative elections were spoofed by LLMs simply making sh*t up.

generative elections by jmacofearth September 15, 2023

Electonology

Electonology, someone who works as an electrician and also does technology (computer/communication related) work.

This person can also fix all appliances, industrial/commercial equipment

Q. What do you do for a job?
A. Electonology.

Q2. What's that?
A2. Some one who does electrical and technology (computer/communication related) work.

Q3. What do you do?
A3. I fix anything and everything that is related to electrical wiring to circuit boards

Electonology by TradieTrev December 30, 2009

2004 Presidential Elections

The election

A 24/7 show on North American television where two lying, cheating and very rich puppets on strings try to persuade the dumbass inhabitant of the Unites States that the other puppet is filthy lucre. Astonishingly enough, those inhabitants actually believe what is said. The rest of the world is watching this puppet show in disbelief. One of the puppets on strings is the best liar and becomes President of the United States. There the winner-puppet will make sure that the rich are getting richer and the poor are getting poorer and that the worlds natural environment gets polluted even more.

Puppet on strings demolishes our World

2004 Presidential Elections by EuropeanAndAstonished October 13, 2004

2004 Presidential Elections

The plural of the 2004 Presidential Election, of which we are sure to have more than one of.

"2004 Presidential Elections, third time's a charm! In other news, Kang and Kodos have entered the race!"

2004 Presidential Elections by tophertg July 6, 2004