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16.
something that just had the stupidest shit ever happen on it
and so senator kerry has conceded form the election

Joe: FUUUUCK!
by Joe November 03, 2004
 
1.
Noun: Deciding between the lesser of two evils. Ie: Skeletor or Krang
Oh great, another election. Which crook should I vote for?
by m_kitsune June 15, 2004
 
2.
A system where two people that represent the rich minority compete to see who can trick more people that they are actually going to do something in their interests.
Why the fuck vote? We all know whoever wins is going to be a Republican/Democrat and they're both going to tell us that they represent the working man while fucking everyone but the rich.

Damned if you do, damned if you don't.
by DrIdiot August 31, 2004
 
3.
The worst system of choosing among candidates for public office -- except for all the others.
"The turnout for the election wasn't even 40% of eligible voters. The winner got a slight majority of that, so four out of five people DIDN'T vote for him. So from that he concludes he has a popular 'mandate'?!"
by Grinning Cat October 22, 2007
 
4.
Something that's rigged worse than a carnival dart game.
That dick didn't even win the popular vote, but won the election.
by Ed Diroll January 23, 2007
 
5.
A real-world extension of the popularity contest held in high school by the same annoying, hypocritical, personality types who were on the "student council."
This electionis a waste of time.
by nezbitthecat January 30, 2005
 
6.
a lying contest between two or more rich and/or powerful individuals
Person 1: Are you going to vote in the election
Person 2: No, they're having a sale on electric eels at wal-mart
by rawr rawr rawr December 31, 2009
 
7.
a word you should avoid using at all costs, because of the risk of a freudian slip
The ere...election was quite exciting.
by perfectionistdevil January 20, 2006