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Polling the electorate 

To have sex, usually with a stripper.

From season 8, episode 3 of The Simpsons "Separate Vocations" the euphemism is used in regards to Mayor Quimby having sex with a mistress in a motel room.

Later used in season 3, episode 1 of Supernatural "The Magnificent Seven" in reference to Dean Winchester having sex with a stripper or strippers. It does not mean to suck dick, Destiel shippers.
That's mayor Quimby's car. Tonight, his honor is, heh, polling the electorate.
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over-elaborate wank 

An act of masturbation, the details of which prove to be so labyrinthine in complexity, as to seriously compromise the chances of the protagonist surviving.
Michael Hutchence died of an over-elaborate wank.
over-elaborate wank by stretchsa February 17, 2013

elaborate 

Containing a lot of careful detail or many detailed parts;
To add more information to or explain something that you have said
They're making the most elaborate preparations for the birthday party.
She came out with such an elaborate reason that I didn't quite believe her.
elaborate by Netesh Thukral June 14, 2006
The word "elevate" with a strong Filipino accent (more specifically a Visayan accent).
"Elebate the blinds to let da sunshine into da room"
elebate by Filipino Josh July 5, 2017

ELABORATE! 

normally it would mean "add details, as to an account or idea; clarify the meaning of and discourse in a learned way, usually in writing".

however, if one demands it forcefully.. it makes you sound like a crazy old fart.
Speaker: So basically --

Geyer: ELABORATE!

Speaker: Um, what do you mean, you didn't let me finish --

Geyer: What's "IMDB"?

Speaker: Okay, you're inter --

Geyer: WHY.

*finger points with his hand cocked*

Geyer: HEHEHEHEHEHE...
ELABORATE! by rough kitty February 24, 2011

ElaborateGrub6 

The world most infamous NBA 2k player. Infamously known for being shit!

ElaborateGrub6 has a history with video games unlike no other. Legend says his raging scream can wake up an entire neighborhood.
Random Player 1: Wow this guy ElaborateGrub6 is so shit
Random Player 2: He always plays like that he's an idiot

eblaborate 

When a person takes elaboration to the point of just plain droning on and on. A cross between elaboration and blabbing.
I would ask him to tell me the story, but I am afraid he would eblaborate for an hour about it.