| 29. | sunty | ||
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A really old lady. An elderly woman that yells at young people and beats them with her cane. Old lady that forgot to take her senior moment pills. A misspelling of of aunty or auntie, usually by an old person that can't type and / or spell. We were going to go to the mall, but sunty for got her senior moment pills and can find the car keys.
LOL theres sunty whacking the kids with her cane again. Oh no, we lost sunty again! Thats ok, we fed her beans, we'll just follow her by the smell. |
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| 30. | tea bag | ||
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tea bag. a term for an elderly/old person - inparticular, beligerent and grumpy old people stuck in their prehistoric and judgemental ways. Old woman : "Put that cigarette out you filthy young cretin"
Young smoker to freind : "Did you hear what that old tea bag just said?!" |
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| 31. | Blanching | ||
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Cumming inside of an elderly woman; leaving a cream pie. Named so due to Blanch from the Golden Girls. "How was your Thanksgiving?"
"Pretty good; I was blanching my best friend's grandmother." |
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| 32. | snookied | ||
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a woman who is struck close fisted by a man in public I strolled through Cleveland's downtown area and was filled with horror at the sight of an elderly woman being snookied by a craven cut-purse
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| 33. | Go-Go Granny | ||
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An elderly woman who is well into their jogging, cycling or any other keep fit activities. Not to be confused with Energizer Granny. Look at the old go-go granny jogging over there, she looks like the female version of Jimmy Saville!
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| 34. | Panty Burp | ||
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An antiquated and euphamistic term referring to the act of defecating in one's undergarments unintentionally, specifically when attempting to expel gas. The term would generally be used by an elderly woman. See also; Hershey squirts, diarrhea, Medical Doctor: "Have you been experiencing any diarrhea or other GI problems recently?”
Elderly Female Patient: “Well I do get the Panty Burps every now and then.” |
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| 35. | Dusty Jellyfish | ||
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An elderly woman's vagina. I had some nice dusty jellyfish last night.
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