| 1. | elder wand | ||
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The single most bad ass weapon ever created. Easily beats out a lightsaber, troll sword and Federation Pistol combined. Bill: so, how bad ass is this new Lightsaber I got for Christmas?
Me: pretty awesome. Bill: what did you get? Me: the greatest fucking weapon ever created. Bill: what's that? Me: Elder Wand. |
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