Kansas City Earmuffs 

When you bust a load in two barbecue filled condoms and simultaneously smack a chick over her ears right when she wakes up.

Allison went to bed early so I surprised her with some Kansas City Earmuffs in the morning.

Kansas City Earmuffs by Van Jermaine October 12, 2016

Eharmony Age 

The age in which you give up all hope and sign up for Eharmony.

If I hit 30 and I'm still single, I'm turning to Eharmony...30 is my Eharmony age.

Eharmony Age by KeMa87 December 23, 2011

Elara 

The name of one of Zeus's obscure side hoes.

A super funny, spontaneous, and trustworthy person. Elaras are always up for adventures and can never turn down a cool opportunity. Usually very creative and artistic. Likes animals a lot.

"She's so freaking Elara"
"Wtf man who uses someones name to describe someone else that weird and doesn't even make sense what"
"Shut up"

Elara by spellicup6969 February 23, 2017

elamorous 

When your idiot Roomate thinks the G in the song first class by Jack Harlow is an E.

I need to switch rooms because my Roomate is too elamorous.

elamorous by Jace man May 10, 2022

Elorm 

cute, kind, royal, able to be friends with

My Friend Elorm

Elorm by Paige 555 April 6, 2017

Earmuffs 

Earmuffs:

When you're going down on a woman ( preforming cunnilingus ) and she clamps her thighs on your head covering your ears, cause you're doing such a good job on your prefomance.

I bout to get them earmuffs tonight!
Have you squeezing my head like a Boa Constrictor

Earmuffs by FTMTBEAR March 7, 2017

Eharmonut 

An eharmonut is Someone on eharmony who is broke, has a crazy ex, annoying kids and a shitty job who is looking for a sucker to drive crazy, support them and continue their life of craziness. Often appears much fatter and uglier in person than on their profile.

How was your eharmony date with Karen? Not good. She was really fat and annoying and we spent the whole date talking about her ex, her kids special needs, her unemployment claim and her bankruptcy case. She’s an eharmonut.

Eharmonut by Mrshinnypants June 21, 2020