Elapseterbate
Elapseterbate by Johnny twotoes November 24, 2009
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Gas-elapse-y
"Sweet dear Jesus in Heaven, what the fuck is that noise and stank?"
"I...have...*pffft*...a little....*pt*....a....*ftttt*.....problem...with milk products...*pftpt*....."
"You are certainly blasting off a lot of farts. Are you having a gas-elapse-y fit??"
"...*pfffffffffft*....y-y-yeah....oof...*pt*...."
"I...have...*pffft*...a little....*pt*....a....*ftttt*.....problem...with milk products...*pftpt*....."
"You are certainly blasting off a lot of farts. Are you having a gas-elapse-y fit??"
"...*pfffffffffft*....y-y-yeah....oof...*pt*...."
Gas-elapse-y by Ronald McFondle December 26, 2009
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Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
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Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.
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Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.
In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.
I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.
I am envious of them because they are a power couple.
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