Top Definition
A crumbling metropolis spread over two countries, actually El Paso/Juarez, with some of the finest women and hottest food in the country. Lots of strip joints, low violent crime rate, very cheap weed, and one angry fucking cracker named Scott Durbin who's tired of motherfuckers talking shit about his home. Lick my asscrack, which is probably all full of sand and cactus cause I'm in El Paso. Die.
If you don't wanna be here, please fucking leave, we don't want you, and we're tired of hearing your bitching.
by scott durbin January 20, 2004
Photos & Videos
EL Paso; a city in Texas that is overflowing with fucking people from Juarez who need to stay on theyre own side of theyre goddamned country and stop taking over ours el paso
A: They cut in front of me in line!
B: Oh, look at theyre license plate; Theyre from Juarez.

example from actual people in El Paso
by omgnowaii April 05, 2007
home to many mexican immigrants from juarez,mexico. it's fucking hot here 24/7 and's kind of boring.
all the teenagers from el paso go to juarez on the weekend to get drunk
by gurludunwannakno June 21, 2005
What is El Paso is an absurd question.

"Who is El Paso?" is the real question.

We, the people of El Paso. El Paso is what we make it. Don't give people a reason to trash talk our city by being only the best you can be. Ask not what El Paso can do for you, but what you can do for El Paso. Stop being selfish and greedy and think about what legacy you shall leave for your grand city. You can be a traitor or a patriot. The choice is simple if you ask me.

Take pride in where you were born even if it's not perfect. Have enough pride to correct its flaws. Stop littering, stop throwing gum on the sidewalk, let people over on the freeway, stop smoking, and stop getting drunk every weekend and do something to make our city whole again.

It doesn't matter if El Paso's problems are "not your fault". It is your responsibility as a human being to leave the world a better place than you found it. Otherwise, you're nothing but a parasite. You people make me sick. What will you tell your children? That you run from the world's problems rather than confront them? You are not a're a coward.
El Paso is what we decide it will be.
by Paco Belmondo April 22, 2005
El Paso is a city in the Armpit of Texas.. which has to tell you something about it right there. There are many terms used to describe El Paso.. such as El Shithole..ect. There isn't much to do here at all. If you like to shop.. we dont have very good stores. If you like amusment parks, well! We have one of those.. but it sucks.. its called Western has one roller coaster and we are all surprised it hasn't fallen to the ground.When people move here from other far away places in America, that are actually fun and pretty.. we feel SOOO sorry for them! So when someone says im from El Paso.. they are from a Shithole!But just because we are from a shithole doesnt mean we dont KICK ASS!! Because the people down here in El Paso, are what make this city livable!
Hey guys im new here in town, i came from San Diego, California!

You poor thing!! You moved to El Shithole..I mean El Paso!

So what school are you going to?

I go to Franklin!

Oh well.. Franklin is a shithole in El Shithole
by Kristen.... November 27, 2005
A sprawling stain of concrete, dirt, liqour stores, and angry people who yell at you in a language you can't even understand. The entire city is covered in a reddish-gray haze between the hours of 5 to 8 PM. (then it gets dark). The only place in america with an amusement park right next to giant, polluting oil refineries that spew toxic water into the drinking water of millions of mexicans who actually drink out of the Rio Grande.

Go there and you'll understand why the Mars Volta writes such fucked-up music.
Person 1: "Lets Go To El Paso!"

Person 2: "No thanks, I Choose Life"
by Seamonkey August 20, 2005

Free Daily Email

Type your email address below to get our free Urban Word of the Day every morning!

Emails are sent from We'll never spam you.