the most technically proficient mc in modern day rap. the most innovative and masterful producer in modern rap. former head of company flow, founder of definitive jux records.
"my name is el-p, i produce and i rap too" --tuned mass damper
Kon: "I think that ELP over there is a nice piece of realestate. Lets invade now."
Purp: "I don't think the Royal Galactic High Council will approve of us invading that one. It's full of vermin
Kon: "Ooooh those are just humans
. They're tasty roasted
The day following a holiday. The opposite of 'eve'.
Brian: What are you doing for Christmas Elp?
Shelby: Pigging out on leftovers, that's what. 'Elp me to some more, guv'nah!
elp: noun. a woman or man (usually women) who acts like an Entitled Little Pig... E.L.P. elps are usually very very stuck up, lousy in bed but think they're amazing in every way and expect people to treat them wonderful even when they're rude and ignorant
that bitch is such an elp. i wouldn't fuck her unless shes unconscious, thats how much her personality sucks
An anciet clan that originated in africa.
They were a warrior clan best know for eating the penises of the animals they captured and drinking the animals sperm. This was believed to build muscle and to keep one healthy.
He must be part of the elp. Thats the third penis he's eatedn today.